TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[compendiem]

I hope you didn't befriend me for my intelligence

[ bc he would be so disappointed then. as Nanashi says it, Minato is "a freaking dumbass"

also yes♥ ]

[tarotcards]

i came 4 ur looks
stayed 4 ur bad influence

[compendiem]

Poor misguided soul
You'll never escape

[tarotcards]

ye tempted me like the devil :(

[compendiem]

And you took it.
Was the trade-off worth it?

[tarotcards]

idk
wats my return policy
can i still get a refund

[compendiem]

You can only return undamaged products
Hair, limbs, eyeballs, and heart must all be intact

[tarotcards]

what if i just return parts of u that are undamaged
like just ur eyes and just a limb or 2

[compendiem]

Hmm... Depending on the amount of usual wear and tear, a partial refund might be warranted.

[tarotcards]

worth a shot

oh btw i need 2 ask
do u think a cat ver of u would be cute or not
say yes

[compendiem]

I don't think so, but
yes

[tarotcards]

y dont u think so
i think a cat ver of u would b the best
i want 482911 of ur cat vers

[compendiem]

What would you even do with 482911 of me? They'll all just be asleep all the time?

[tarotcards]

id pet all of u and luv u and kiss u and treasure u 4eva

[compendiem]

Do you have enough luv for all of us? If you spread yourself too thin, that won't make anybody happy.

[tarotcards]

im full of infinite luv
im a luv machine <3333333333333333

[compendiem]

"im a luv machine" is the most frightening thing I've ever read.

[tarotcards]

come here minato
let the luv machine show u how it works <333333

[compendiem]

I have high expectations. Will you be able to beat out both Minako and Clover? The mailman?