TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP AGAIN)

[tarotcards]

come 2 rec jail in 10 mins w garlic bread so ill shank minato right here and now

also plz bring batteries 4 our tomogachis

thx

Comments

[tarotcards]

yea. wat cell r u in

already done. tomogachi and mini cream-san is all i need

[reaquila]

f i think i heard you down the hall to the left

why are u so close


im disturbed

[tarotcards]

u cant escape us 8)

btw if u see a dragon in the hall
dont scream
its a good dragon

[reaquila]

[ LOUD SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE. ]

i

its too late

i thought he was gonna kill me

[tarotcards]

i thought u had demons
this shouldnt scare u

[reaquila]

YEAH I DO
but only some of thm are ok

the others ones wanna eat me
they think humans are delicious

[tarotcards]

maybe u should get rid of those demons
kohryu can eat them 4 you

also kohryu will heal u so u should feel better soon

[reaquila]

ty

mb now i wont feel like ass

this is the second time ive broken my legs in the past 2 months
ppl rly want me dead

[tarotcards]

wth did u do to break ur legs
2 times in 2 months

[reaquila]

long story

first time i tripped and fell down the stairs
idk the city looked fucked as hell

what do u expected
it was an accident


this time i fought 10 yakuza thugs idk what i was expecting

[tarotcards]

wat did u do 2 piss off 10 yakuzas
did you accidentally look @ them wrong or smth

[reaquila]

nothing like that

i made enemies w them back in japan


and they followed me here

[tarotcards]

wow
thats some dedication
do u need a bodyguard

[reaquila]

most likely


i can just summon a bodyguard tbh


cheaper than hiring one

[tarotcards]

y didnt u summon ur bodyguard then
or did the yakuza take it down

[reaquila]

hey summoning is kinda hard for me

idk how to summon the right one

its rng
i could have summoned smth useless

like a bat

[tarotcards]

thats rough
is it smth u can practise or is it always rng

[reaquila]

its always rng

i thought of summoning just now and a snowman came out of nowhere

he says we're not his hee homeboys :(

[tarotcards]

tell him that hee hoo rude >:(
threaten 2 melt him w/ a hairdryer if he doesnt help u

[reaquila]

ok

oh shit i think hes coming 2 u


brace urself

[tarotcards]

bring it on
i got a walking fire fountain
he cant do shit 2 me