TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP AGAIN)

[tarotcards]

come 2 rec jail in 10 mins w garlic bread so ill shank minato right here and now

also plz bring batteries 4 our tomogachis

thx

Comments

[reaquila]

probably

i think hes dead inside

[compendiem]

Aren't we both? This is assuring. We shouldn't have as much trouble either.

[reaquila]

well yea in theory it should work


if were all dead inside then how about soji

idk how that man is still standing he must not be real

[compendiem]

This is a man who claims he is god.

[tarotcards]

i do not claim
bc i am

[reaquila]

i smell bs all the way from here

u full of shit

[tarotcards]

u speak like this 2 the person who healed u
is this how im thanked

[reaquila]

i cant help it


ur being so ....soji

but i am grateful

[tarotcards]

hey did u just use my name as an adjective

[reaquila]

yea i did


do u have a problem w it

[tarotcards]

not yet
plz explain ur defintion of souji

[reaquila]

souji:

to souji means to break the law simply by existing

[tarotcards]

hey do u take crit on ur comments

[reaquila]

what do u want to crit?

[tarotcards]

everything

[compendiem]

Do you procure miracles?

[tarotcards]

if im feeling generous
what do u desire mortal

[compendiem]

Bánh bò

[tarotcards]

i can give u some banh bo if u do smth 4 me
but u must agree b4 knowing wat it is
do u agree

[compendiem]

Done deal.

[tarotcards]

ok
to get ur food
u must give me a proper and relaxing shoulder massage

[compendiem]

I wish I had the physical strength to snap your scapulas. But alright.

[tarotcards]

y do u always try 2 hurt me :'(

[compendiem]

It's the sign of a good massage. I'll need that strength if I want to help you. No more aches and pains if you sever all the nerves responsible.

[tarotcards]

but i also wont be able to feel things
i wont be able to gently caress ur face anymore if u get rid of my nerves :(