TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP AGAIN)

[tarotcards]

come 2 rec jail in 10 mins w garlic bread so ill shank minato right here and now

also plz bring batteries 4 our tomogachis

thx

Comments

[hauhra]

That all depends.

How long is your sentence? Offering me a favor isn't going to do me much good if you're in jail before you can fulfill that promise.

[tarotcards]

end of tonight or tmrw morn i think
we volunteered 2 b here so

[hauhra]

Volunteered? How disappointing. I was hoping there would be a more interesting story behind this.

But I don't understand. Volunteered? How can you volunteer to be in jail? Why would you volunteer to be in jail?

[tarotcards]

if u want to no about our 1st arrest then thats an interesting story
but not this 2nd one

but anyway y wouldn't u want to volunteer 2 be in jail?
jails pretty fun

[hauhra]

Was the first one voluntary too?

Or are you just going on the Internet and telling lies? Because this is feeling an awful lot like the latter.

[tarotcards]

do u think ppl really do that??
go on the internet and just tell lies??

[hauhra]

Yes, Buster Baxter, I do.

Want to know why? Because I've done it myself. It's pretty fun, actually...

[tarotcards]

tell me
wat kind of lies have u told on the internet

[hauhra]

Nothing special.

Just a few untruths about people in the roleplaying forums I'm part of.

It's all anonymous, of course, so it's not like they'll know it was me, but it's fun to sit back and watch the fireworks fly... especially when someone throws some legitimate dirt on that user into the pot.

[ Bakhura is a wanker and a shitstirrer, pass it on. ]

[tarotcards]

so ur saying that u like stirring wank in these anon comms

[ gasp... he's a regular visitor to wankgate... ]

[hauhra]

Why not?

The way nerds get worked up over the smallest things is a riot even to other nerds.

[ he was a pretentious godmoding tabletop player that threw a fit whenever plots don't go exactly the way he wants them in his past life, he is prime wanker material even in Recolle and he's not sorry ]

[tarotcards]

i c
wat do u usuall comment about? do u just make up fake deets
is that what u do
teach me ur ways

[hauhra]

I don't know about that.

I don't exactly like the idea of my own techniques potentially being used against me.

[tarotcards]

aw but itd be fun
dont u like a challenge
see who can troll each other out

[hauhra]

It's not that I don't like a good challenge every now and then.

It's that your identity will be too obvious if you're trying to troll me with techniques that you could only have learned from me. If you really want to be an expert in trolling, then you'll need to have your own tricks up your sleeve if you want to surprise me.