TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP AGAIN)

[tarotcards]

come 2 rec jail in 10 mins w garlic bread so ill shank minato right here and now

also plz bring batteries 4 our tomogachis

thx

Comments

[floret]

I'm not bringing you anything. What kind of jail just lets anyone walk in and pass random objects through the bars?
Have you been charged with something?

[compendiem]

No. But I have good news for you: you don't have to bother with the bars this time. The front steps would be just fine.

[floret]

Why would you just HANG OUT there?? You're going to get cop germs!

[compendiem]

What are cop germs? I hadn't even thought about sanitation levels.

[floret]

The whole place is crawling with ACAB particles. Before you know it, all your organs will be riddled with institutional corruption, and it's terminal.

[compendiem]

I'm not familiar with ACAB particles. How quickly is it terminal?

[floret]

Probably however long it takes to complete the police academy curriculum, but I'm not sure exactly. It's better not to risk it.

[compendiem]

I'll take your word of caution and carefully weight the pros and cons.

[floret]

I know we're all longing for the sweet release of death, but this particular end is a vile one. You'll have better results if you take up chainsmoking and say no to seatbelts.

[compendiem]

I don't think I can give up seat belts. It's like being hugged every time I go driving.

[floret]

Oh, that's a good point, actually... OK, we'll figure something else out.
Maybe injectable drugs? How are you with needles?

[compendiem]

My veins are a bit hard to get to. But if I can get a peripheral venous catheter placed, I know how to inject my own drugs.

[floret]

Great! I feel like we're making some real progress.

[compendiem]

Yep. A quick trip to the hospital, and I'll be ready to die. Thanks for the advice.

[floret]

it's my pleasure!

Y'all manage to talk anyone into bread / battery delivery yet?

[compendiem]

We've got both potentially covered by two separate people, but it never hurts to have backup. A stockpile for next time.

[floret]

There are some truly generous people on this app, aren't there?
And some truly shameless ones.

[compendiem]

There sure are.