TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP AGAIN)

[tarotcards]

come 2 rec jail in 10 mins w garlic bread so ill shank minato right here and now

also plz bring batteries 4 our tomogachis

thx

Comments

[compendiem]

How.

[maskreant]

simple. i force my existence onto you.

[compendiem]

I feel like you would do that even if I didn't love you. You were basically doing that when we first met, anyways. Not letting me die in the snow.

[maskreant]

that’s less about love. was i supposed to just let you die?

[compendiem]

Yeah.

[maskreant]

Minato Arisato: You’re right. Of course not.

[compendiem]

Ren Amamiya: I respect and support your life decisions no matter what.

[maskreant]

i don't capitalize my sentences.

[compendiem]

Your elementary school teacher is weeping. Doesn't your phone autocorrect?

[ meanwhile he's on a tomogachi, painstakingly capitalizing and spelling and using full punctuation ]

[maskreant]

no.

i live on the edge.

[compendiem]

How are you supposed to text people at 3 in the morning, half asleep with your eyes closed? Autocorrect is a lifesaver.

[maskreant]

my cat doesn't let me stay up that late in the first place.

my friends would have to somehow decipher it. sounds like a personal problem.

[compendiem]

I'll bring my cat over so she can pin your cat down.
That's where we differ. You have faith in your friends.

[maskreant]

she would need to fight him and Katkat.

don't you have faith in Souji?

[compendiem]

She can take them. I have more faith in her than in Souji.
Moreover, if I texted Souji at 3 in the morning and his mom found out, she won't let us play together again.

[maskreant]

that's if you guys get caught.

which i guess seeing that you two are in jail again... you will.

[compendiem]

She hasn't said anything yet. Don't tell her.