TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP AGAIN)

[tarotcards]

come 2 rec jail in 10 mins w garlic bread so ill shank minato right here and now

also plz bring batteries 4 our tomogachis

thx

Comments

[servileness]

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You have.

Some of them fell flat. It's not like some jokes aren't steeped in reality. Jokes from comedians that hit the hardest are ones that people can relate to. It's a matter of delivery.

[ Minato sucks at delivery. She won't say it straight out of the gate, but she'll be honest with him if he asks. ]

[compendiem]

Hm... Ren once said I should smile when I joke. But if I do that, nobody will take it seriously.

[ Which is not the point of jokes, but is the point of his triple quotation """jokes.""" He's had multiple conversations with various people about his awful delivery, but it's something difficult to work on. ]

[servileness]

Don't smile when you tell others jokes, then. Smile when you tell me jokes and I'll take you seriously.

I'm kidding.

[ That's half a joke since she usually takes him seriously. She just likes his smile and wants to see it more. ]

It depends on what you want your jokes to do for you.

[compendiem]

My jokes are a test :)



Did that work for sincerity?

[servileness]

I feel like you'd put a smiley face after something even if you weren't joking now.

[compendiem]

What makes you think that? :) I'm always sincere :) I don't want people to misunderstand that :)

[servileness]

I wonder. If I kill you, Ren, and Souji all at once, would any jury alive convict me? :)

[compendiem]

Probably not :) They would say it was justified :)

[servileness]

You accept your and their deaths so easily. Should I be worried or touched that you think that way? :)

[compendiem]

You should agree that it's the most obvious outcome, right? :)

[servileness]

I don't. It should be the other way. :)

[compendiem]

Everybody should accept my death instead? :)

[servileness]

A just outcome is my death should come before yours. :)

[compendiem]

How is that just? :)

[servileness]

It's my selfish wish. :)

[compendiem]

I won't be able to die early, then :)

[servileness]

That's what I want for you. You should live a happy, fulfilled, and long life. :)

[compendiem]

I knew I could count on you to hold my life hostage :)

[servileness]

That's what you get for being in a relationship with me. :)

[compendiem]

You're literally my lifeline, huh :)

[servileness]

Until you cut yourself off from me, I will be. :)

[compendiem]

So I've discovered the secret to immortality. Awesome :)

[servileness]

One day, I'll win against you. :(

[compendiem]

Don't know if I can believe that if you don't say it with a smile :)

[servileness]

One day, justice will be served. :)