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[fiddlestick]

Hi, this is Elliot.

Souji and I have switched bodies. I guess it's something new that's happening now.

I'm really sorry for any problems this might have caused.

Comments

[concasse]

... an alleyway

ngl that shit sounds sketchy

well uh hope this doesn't last all day

or forever

forever would be worse

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, no argument here. Souji lives a rather unique life. I HOPE its not forever!! If it's retrospec, it should be a month at most right??

[concasse]

oh yea probably

shit tho a month is still kinda long

having to parade around in another man's body

send my condolences to Eren

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, it is.... But thanks. I hope it doesn't happen to you or Yusuke.

[concasse]

might have to burn retrospec to the ground if they try it

[fiddlestick]

But what if they're the only ones who can undo this?

[concasse]

then for their own sakes i hope they work quick

still can't really control the fire

[fiddlestick]

The fire? Wait, isn't that your power?

[fabrefactions]

Please do not tempt fate.

[fiddlestick]

Oh sorry!!

[fabrefactions]

[ He's blaming you if anything happens. ]

[concasse]

yea

it's only allowed if we switch bodies

[SANJI NO]

[fabrefactions]

I'm quite fond of being myself, honestly. Please don't switch bodies with me.

[concasse]

wut u dont wanna know how it feels to set urself on fire constantly?

[fabrefactions]

I feel my second hand experience is probably good enough at this point.

[ For fifty points, the number of dates they've had that haven't included Sanji setting someone on fire. ]