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Hi, this is Elliot.

Souji and I have switched bodies. I guess it's something new that's happening now.

I'm really sorry for any problems this might have caused.

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But that would have been like knocking out Elliot himself?!

[ Also RIP Souji has seen your dick now, Eren ]

He’s not Elliot.

It's still my body!!

[DON'T KNOCK IT OUT]

Edited (WRONG FACE) 2018-08-15 02:09 (UTC)

And I respected that.

Which I appreciate. A lot.

I haven’t actually punched anyone since March.

I know, I know.
You've come a long way and I'm proud of you.

Thanks, but.
I can go longer.

Hehe, of course!
And I'll be there every step.

Especially when I beat Bob Ross.

[ YEAH HE’S STARING AT YOU YUSUKE ]

Wait, what?

Why are you beating Bob Ross?

I’m going to usurp him. Do you think I can beat Bob Ross?

[ . . . The frick is this]

I love you and I believe you can do anything you set your mind and heart to.

That said, you do know Bob Ross is dead, right?

Bob Ross lives in his legend, and I’ll surpass it.

Thanks, Elliot.

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fiddlestick - 2018-08-16 21:59 (UTC) - Expand

But if you give his body a black eye, he'd have to deal with it when he's back in his own body.

Elliot’s body heals on the spot.

But relax, I’m not doing it.

But still... just because something heals doesn't mean you should hurt it.

True. This is all just us speaking hypothetically.

You guys were talking about throwing things at me. [AND SHOOTING ME]

I think you can cut him a little slack.

[ EXCUSE. THE SHOOTING WAS AKIRA. ]

As soon as we knew it was you, we stopped!

After you made me answer questions about Ren's sex life, sure!
Why was that of all things the question anyway??

What would've you done if Souji had showed up in my body trying to pass as me?

That was a general question!! Getting kicked doesn't have to mean something sexual?

When we realised he was you? Shut him in your room.

Edited 2018-08-16 22:05 (UTC)

Yeah right. [HE SHARED IT DURING A KINK TALK]

With my violins and birds?????

[MY BABIES????]

Do you really think that kicking someone equates to something sexual, Elliot...?

[ Does... does he needs to have a talk with Eren...? ]

It would be uncomfortable for you to find yourself in a closet when you switched back. After the alley, this might have been more pleasant for you.

What?! Don't turn this around on me! He's the one who mentioned it during...you know when!

There's nothing not uncomfortable about this situation. Would you really lock Souji in a closet for a month??

Just because that was when it was mentioned, doesn't make it a sexual act.

... Probably not for a month. While we made contact with you, and figured out what to do, yes.