he hasn't posted in like 3 months, he's got a lot to say

[frostythehitman]

hey so
this is james barnes
i'm not dead anymore
so if anyone was still freaking out about that, well
don't, i guess

[ this is not a thing he thought he had to state but, well, apparently word does not travel through the grapevine as well as he thought, so. he might as well state it to the whole app at large. ]

anyway, first off,
if anyone needs help shoveling sidewalks or cleaning driveways or whatever after that snowstorm, let me know
or if you need anything else done even if it isn't snow-related
i'll do whatever you need for some cash and/or some clothes

second off,
does anyone know where i can get a fake id
i just need to replace the id stuff i lost when i died
message me privately if you don't want to talk openly on here

third off,
i got some new stuff about the founders i think
[ insert a link to a video here. ]
this is from that cavendish house last month
there was an empty book in there and i wrote down everything i knew about them and then this reenactment thing started happening
not sure how much of this is new vs old but apparently this is how it went down forever ago at the start of all this
i'm not sure how this fits into everything else we have so far

Comments

[frostythehitman]

well it counts for me, because i just got turned into the same age as other-me was

[spirithacker]

thats also stupid
it was stupid when i was a teenager 4 a couple months & its stupid youre super old now

[frostythehitman]

yeah well it being stupid doesn't change the fact that i have to shave now

[spirithacker]

cant relate

at least i didnt turn into an old guy

[frostythehitman]

don't worry your day will come
eventually you too will get out of bed complaining about how much your hip hurts when it rains

[ That hasn't actually happened to James in the least--he neither looks nor feels old enough to be getting to that point. But hey, what does that matter when there's 8 year olds to put the fear of the cruel passage of time into? ]

[spirithacker]

kill me now

[Suddenly Shinji no longer looks forward to the prospect of being 10 (1-0) next year.]

[frostythehitman]

come on don't be like that
you've got plenty of time before that happens
and plenty of stuff that'll happen long before that anyway
aren't you looking forward to puberty

[spirithacker]

no way
i had to b a teenager already
i should get 2 skip puberty

[frostythehitman]

skip puberty and then what
it's all downhill from here buddy
because the only phase after puberty is the one i'm in now: OLD

[spirithacker]

eww!!
im gonna stay a kid 4 the rest of my life

[frostythehitman]

yeah good luck with that

implied child death

[spirithacker]

past me did
i can 2

[This is how you get comfortable with traumatic memories, right? Making jokes about them?]

[frostythehitman]

[ taps side of head, it's not implied child death if you miss the implications!!! ]

what, did you get frozen in time as a kid?

[spirithacker]

died

its not a great pick

[frostythehitman]

oh
well come on that doesn't count
just because you stop doing something doesn't mean you're doing it forever
that's like
actually the exact opposite of that
it does get you out of puberty though

[spirithacker]

i guess
puberty is better than dying

[frostythehitman]

there ya go, see
that's looking on the bright side

[ Not that James is terribly optimistic himself, but like. He's not gonna crush the tentative optimism of a little kid. ]

[spirithacker]

[James confirmed for not terrible person.]

its a rly small bright side
more like a grey lining not a silver 1

[frostythehitman]

yeah well
sometimes you gotta just take what you can get

[spirithacker]

fiiiiiine
i guess