forward-dated to 2/5

[hauntedsavior]

[this is the first time anyone's seen Anna around on the network since the beginning of the month, and the first time she's been back in the city since Saturday. she went on an adventure.]

Maybe stay away from Bosuma for a while.

Anyone know where to get eyepatches? Asking for a friend.

Comments

[hauntedsavior]

Jesus fucking christ. Well, at least you'll have the best "what I did over summer vacation" story for the next eternity.

[spirithacker]

i cant even use it 4 that bcuz people would think i made it up!!
its the worst!!

[Priorities.]

[hauntedsavior]

Could be a good way to pick out any other kids on the app, though.

[spirithacker]

my classes rnt that big
id find them just looking thru the 'what is this why cant i delete it' messages

[Youth, when you actually knew the names of everyone in your classes.]

[hauntedsavior]

God, right, you don't have the 100+ lecture hall classes.

Because you're in preschool.

[spirithacker]

giant lecture hall classes r dumb
just look it up on youtube

[hauntedsavior]

Hang out far enough in the back and you can basically do whatever the fuck you want anyway. That's how I figured out I needed to drop out, is when I just kept chilling in the back reeking of weed.

I mean, stay in school and don't do drugs.

[spirithacker]

u can just go to classes on drugs??

[He's not going to DO it, but still. This is not what he learned about college.]

[hauntedsavior]

You can do a lot of stuff in college. Doesn't make it a good idea.

[spirithacker]

but nobodyll stop u?

[hauntedsavior]

Only the professors, and if you've got cool ones they won't even care.

Disclaimer, I made it three semesters. It probably gets more intense.

[spirithacker]

i dont think ur alloud to talk about college if u drop out
those r the rules

[hauntedsavior]

The rules also say don't drop out of college in the first place. Guess I'm not too good at following them.

I never said I was a role model.

[spirithacker]

r u a better role model than james

[Your competition is very, very poor, Anna.]

[hauntedsavior]

Ever heard the phrase "damning with faint praise" before?

[spirithacker]

y
sry thats who uve got for adult competition

togusa doesnt count

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah, that's fair. Togusa shouldn't count. He's actually got his shit together.

God, it's really just me and James for adults in your life? You need to find better grown-ups.

[spirithacker]

theres zee i guess??

there were more people but
cant talk to them about retrospec anymore cuz they forgot

[hauntedsavior]

Right.

Well, I'm not going anywhere. You can do a lot better than me, but if you want stability then for once I'm actually the girl to go to.

[spirithacker]

ur not that bad
u remind me of captain may a little
except you dont live with my cousin

[hauntedsavior]

Captain May? The one who went by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson on here for a while?

Shit, I can think of worse people to be compared to. I'll take it.

[spirithacker]

thats her
she let me b an honorary crew member

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah, that's the sound judgment and decision-making I'd expect from someone named The Rock. All right, fine, guess I can live up to her legacy. But I don't have a pirate ship or anything.

[spirithacker]

she didnt let me steer the ship or anything
so dont worry about it