2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

UN: Lily

[sleepingknight]

Does he know about this?

un: malik

[godcards]

What a sad post.

[fiddlestick]

What are you doing??

[motiv8]

[Rean has had class and has been running around making a nuisance of himself being helpful all morning, so he doesn't respond to this post until around noon.

When he DOES see it, he simply stares at it for a few long moments before managing the most eloquent response he can:]

What

un: ahmi okelani

[brushy]

Oh, dear.

[ she can’t stop laughing. ]

[jurai]

[Glad you asked, Lily!]

Yep

Well, sorta. I told him I'd help him with his love life


Creative liberties

[jurai]

Oh


You think I should've added in his interests?

[jurai]

It's the month of love, Elliot!

Rean's got a window of opportunity here and I'm not letting him miss it!

[EVEN IF IT MEANS SELF-DESTRUCTING HIS OWN LIFE.]

[jurai]

[Hi Rean! Crow quickly flips to the post to see who the new response is from, only to see its--]

Ah, the man of the hour, himself!

[fiddlestick]

Shouldn't you be taking that window of opportunity for yourself first...?

[jurai]

[Isn't Retrospec just a wealth of entertainment.]

Aw c'mon, he's not THAT much of a lost cause!

[jurai]

[Elliot Craig, master of callouts.

...

Stop that.]

C'mon Elliot, you know I said I'd help him

Where's the solidarity?

[fiddlestick]

It's out to lunch because I don't remember agreeing to this!

[motiv8]

Why

[motiv8]

Damning with faint praise, much...?

UN: Queen

[dereban]

F

[jurai]

Oh, that's cause I cooked it up this morning

[You know, when your exaggerated traits are at their peak.]

It's a harmless date or two, that's all

[jurai]

Cause

[He can do the one-word-answer game too.]

[jurai]

Heh

You just needed a little push, is all

[jurai]

[Jokes on you he pretends to be an old man.]






U C K

[dereban]

I guess I should pay my respects to you, too.

[jurai]

Aw don't send me off to slaughter so soon!

He'll thank me for this




Probably

[motiv8]

Don't you think you could have at least... I don't know, ASKED first?

I really don't need the whole of Retrospec thinking I'm some kind of sad sack!

[motiv8]

Still not loving the implication you thought I was a lost cause at all.

[dereban]

Wow.

You're just as clueless as he is. If he doesn't kill you for this, he might just kill you for something else entirely.