2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

[jurai]

Heh

You just needed a little push, is all

[motiv8]

Still not loving the implication you thought I was a lost cause at all.

[brushy]

I do not think you are a lost cause, dear boy. You have much to live still! Why, I did not feel the need to date until my early thirties, and even then! Relationships are very particular. Rean? I am Ahmi.

Have you tried your luck with the Tinder?

[motiv8]

[the tinder this is going to kill him? This is legitimately how he's going to die? He's talking with a grown-ass woman about Tinder and she put a "the" in front of it RIP his entire ass]

Ah... no, but to be honest I really haven't been making any attempt to look for a relationship at all. Just hasn't been a priority of mine.

[brushy]

[ she is foreign forgive her ]

Your friend is very opinionated about those priorities, hm?

[motiv8]

[THERE IS NOTHING TO FORGIVE it's too damn pure that's the problem here]

Apparently so.

[brushy]

I feel a mild need to apologize for your embarrassing endeavor. Have you seen that story, though? The one where a small child calls the police to help him with his math homework.

It is sweet without meaning to. I’m sorry about that, as well.

[motiv8]

I don't think YOU have anything to apologize for...

[oh my god is she comparing his haplessness with that of a small child. can the floor just open up and swallow him whole now that'd be easier than this]

I have to admit, I'm not quite sure how to take that, but... thanks, I guess. For the sympathy(?).

[brushy]

It is admiration and, I will admit, that feeling you get when you see something executingly cute and you just want to

squish it between your fingers, but you can’t quite squish because you know that will hurt. Do you understand?

[motiv8]

...I think that's the first time I've ever actually been told "you're so cute I want to squish your cheeks."

Huh.

Um... I'll just stick with "thanks, I guess."

[jurai]

See? What'd I tell ya

Cute as a button

[brushy]

More so the situation, if you truly want my honesty! But I will not guarantee you that I would not do that if we ever were to meet.

There has been good from this after all! I hope you enjoy your waffles!

[motiv8]

Aha... well, I'm not that easy to break if you do, I guess?

I'm sure I will.

[brushy]

You are giving me permission to squish you to your untimely not-death, this is correct?

[motiv8]

I would prefer it if you did not actually murder me via squishing, but I am saying that if you feel so inclined you are allowed to squish me, yes.

[jurai]

Said friend made this post and gets a ping each time


Rude

[brushy]

Oh, hush now. We are speaking about how sweet you are. Surely that is not rude when you do the same?

[jurai]

Ah...you got me

I just worry about him, is all

[brushy]

Make sure he eats many, many delicious waffles.

[jurai]

I'll make sure that he's well fed, don't you worry!

Those waffles are no joke, and stuffed with strawberries and cream cheese

[brushy]

Oh no.

I may be in need of waffles now. My poor diet.

1/2

[jurai]

Hey, we all have to splurge once or twice, right?

YOLO

You Only Live Once

2/2

[jurai]

Or



Twice. I guess. In our case

[brushy]

Yolo. I like it.
Do you want to know something I believe in, Crow?

[jurai]

Sharing wisdom, I see

But of course, I'm always open to broadening my view on life