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[recollecters]

It's been brought to my attention (again) that some of you are looking for compensation for the work you're doing. I'm open to that. So tell me, Retrospecters, what is it that you're looking for? Money? Answers? None of the above? I'm all ears. The scouting project seems to be working out okay. I don't know if any of you have found a place that's really good to relocate or recover but maybe we should talk about that, too. …finally, bit of a morality question for you. What's the priority here, you think? Working on chasing Vanderweele down this rabbit hole of a wild goose chase (wow that is too many animal analogies), or memory recovery of the company itself? Both of them are about as convoluted as you think, but not impossible. Wait, not finally. One more thing since someone brought it up: in case you haven't noticed yet, you might want to pay attention to the things you've managed to bring back because, and I hate to make it sounds real drastic, but the fate of the world kinda depends on it? Just a little. Welcome to your destiny, everybody. Anyway discuss. I'm back in the office, so drop by if you need something. Zee Carlisle Hiring Manager Retrspec Incorporated Characters' display names are the same as whatever has been previously chosen and are permanently locked in! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given, though you're free to hit up his individual inbox later. As a friendly reminder, you may also claim one of this month's freebie by submitting a thread from this mod post. This thread must be 10 comments from you and submitted before AC closes.

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[blondferret]

You don't now what a Dementor's kiss is, so I'll inform you. A Dementor's kiss is when they lower the hood (because they aren't human and who knows what exactly is under the hood. Some kind of mouth... thing) and they "kiss" the victim. Which results in the victims soul being sucked out of their body, leaving the body as a soulless living corps. He's be worse than dead.

[hauntedsavior]

He'd find a way out of it. They wouldn't suck his entire soul, or something. Besides, then we'd have a soul-sucker to deal with.

Just kill him. It's easier.

[blondferret]

There is a spell to keep them at bay. I just haven't remembered how to cast it yet.

And please, Dementors are the creatures that guard the wizard prison. When you are close to one, all the happiness is sucked out of you. And it physically gets ice cold around you when they are near. They're very unpleasant. I doubt he'd be able to handle them.

Also, you don't enjoy watching someone who has screwed with you suffer? Even a little bit?

[hauntedsavior]

Listen. I know death is too good for Vanderweele. Anything we do is gonna be too good for him. So why drag it out? The longer he stays alive, even if he's being tortured, the more of a chance he has to escape again.

Just kill him.

It's easier.

[blondferret]

You're more like Liam Neeson in Taken than pretty much any other person getting back at the bad guy.

There is easier, this is true. But with the shit we've all been through, I personally would like him to suffer for a decent length of time.

[hauntedsavior]

Mach, was Sie will. But I already have a sword, and your plan needs literal magic to work right. We've stayed his execution enough.

[blondferret]

If you do stab him, will you at least twist it a few good times and yank his guts out?

[Put him through a least some pain???]

[hauntedsavior]

Would it make you happy if I did?

[blondferret]

I'd be more satisfied. Is that a good enough answer?

[hauntedsavior]

Absolutely not.

[blondferret]

Seriously? Why not?

[hauntedsavior]

Why would I do anything to satisfy you?

[blondferret]

It's called compromise. You don't want dementors involved, so at least twist the blasted sword OK!

[You're killing him smalls!]

[hauntedsavior]

You have some pretty grisly priorities for a crime scene investigator.

[blondferret]

It's not like I'm asking you to have his body be lunch for a big ass snake OK? If you think this is grisly... don't go to Hogwarts.
And don't meet Voldemort.

The guy is connected to screwing up my life. I'd like some payback OK?

[hauntedsavior]

Did you forget the part where he ripped my eye out of my head? I want payback too, Matthews, but I don't have to turn it into a fucking three-ring circus.

[blondferret]

And I'm not asking you to turn it into a circus. A street performance will do!/span>

[hauntedsavior]

I swear to god. I'm not waiting to drag him out into public. The second I get a clean shot at him, he's dead. You want something else to happen, you better get there first.

[blondferret]

Believe me, if I had access to all the ingredients and knew how to make it perfectly, I would find a way to administer the Draught of Death to him.

[hauntedsavior]

Then I guess it's a good thing I already own two swords. The only draught there's gonna be is one over his neck when I cut his head off.

[blondferret]

You own swords, but you lack creativity.

[hauntedsavior]

Then I'll make a beautiful fuckin' Pollock replica with his carotid.

[blondferret]

[Wow... just...wow.]

You're bringing back memories of messages being written in blood. Than you for that.

[Not really. There was a hanging cat, Draco was a DICK, and the message was about the Chamber of Secrets. Creepy ass memory.]

[hauntedsavior]

What's the matter, the guy who wants to suck out someone's soul can't handle a little blood?

[blondferret]

Do you know how big Pollock's are? Quite a bit of paint. So that means a lot of blood.

And the memory did not have a little blood. Someone wrote "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir... beware," on a while wall in the school. It is not a little blood. Hopefully it wasn't human blood, I still don't know.