[1] look, it's important.

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami shared a photo. 3/14 near Viea Village

What do you think of this swimsuit? Do you like laser cats? Would you wear this? This is of critical importance for me to know. Thank you for your time.

Comments

[gnasher]

1. it's not very competitive. except maybe as a scare tactic. are those upside-down crosses?
2. they seem hostile. see: possible satanic ritual.
3. definitely not, and as a member of RU's swim team, keep this creepy shit out of the natatorium.

[covenantal]

1. It would be terrible for competitive swimming, true. But what about for the sake of fashion?

2. I think those are upside-down crosses, though. Those probably are a mark against the laser cats. Darn.

3. I wasn't going to bring it to school! Well. Not for that. Look, I haven't done something like that so far, have I?

[gnasher]

1. do you mean for the sake of the death of it? also, who wears make up and earrings into a pool?
2. cats don't get laser powers naturally. it had to be something sketchy.
3. i can't vouch for your character. are you involved in a punishment game?

[covenantal]

1. That's cold, captain. Also I wasn't going to wear this into the pool! I swear!

2. Satanic laser cats... my heart is broken. I thought they were better than this.

3. ... a what?

[gnasher]

1. well you can't wear it to the winter formal, either.
2. if you wanted predictable, you should have went for dog lasers.
3. **did you lose a bet.

[covenantal]

1. You're crushing all my hopes and dreams.

2. Is dog lasers really more predictable...? Still, I prefer cats. Just not satanic ones.

3. Oh. No, I was just looking for cute cat-themed swimwear.

3.5. Not to wear to the pool, though. Or anywhere near it.

[gnasher]

why do you need cat-themed swimwear you're not going to swim in

is this one of those weird fashion blogs

[covenantal]

I suppose it doesn't hurt to say.

There's going to be a beauty pageant.

[gnasher]

is it too late to leave this conversation

[covenantal]

Yes.

I'm surprised you believed I thought this would be fit for the pool. My only intention is to show others the power of cat fashion.

[gnasher]

cat fashion just implies hairballs, litterboxes, and staying in on friday nights.

is it worth pointing out its for girls?

[covenantal]

You have some pretty outlandish ideas of fashion.

I don't see the problem.

[gnasher]

[covenantal]

[ There is a significant pause. ]

You found something unflattering on purpose.

[gnasher]

how is it any different from your meow-mix cult suit!!! at least this one's for guys!

[covenantal]

The options for girls are cuter.

And I didn't realize it was satanic at first!

[gnasher]

cuter on a girl doesn't mean cuter on you. you need to go cool, not cute.



and that's what everybody who ends up sacrificing a goat to the dark lord says.

[covenantal]

What if cute is what I want? I admire the intensity of those, though.

∑(;°Д°) Isn't that taking it a little far?

[gnasher]

if cute is what you want, you're gonna have to say sayonara to satan.

[covenantal]

Seriously, I didn't realize it was satanic until it was too late. I don't really want demon cats as part of my cute outfit...

[gnasher]

maybe you're too outwardly focused. what other categories are you competing in?

[covenantal]

For the pageant? Just the crossdressing portion.