[retrospec is treated today to a whole lot of skin. some RU students might recognise this exhibitionist as the much overworked first-year VP of RU's swimming team. others might recognise him simply as someone in need of a shirt]Oi, RU students, listen up.
[luckily, this half-naked guy has some interesting accessories to keep him warm. they're doing a good job of it, if the colour on his deadpan face is anything to go by]Dedication. Teamwork. Passion. Strength of character.
[as he's talking, he crosses his arms, and the floaties squeak!! around his biceps. a red eye twitches, ever-so-slightly]These are just some of the qualities that we cultivate in the RU swimming team. If you want to be pushed to greater heights, if you have an athletic dream you want to pursue, or if you just have a love of the water, there's a team waiting for you. We work hard, and we get results. Slackers need not apply.
Seize the opportunity to be more, with us.
[the tube slips down his waist a little, squeak-a-squeak!!]So....
[a yawning chasm of silence here] ....
h-hop along and sign up at the bulletin board outside the RU natatorium, today.