[1] look, it's important.

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami shared a photo. 3/14 near Viea Village

What do you think of this swimsuit? Do you like laser cats? Would you wear this? This is of critical importance for me to know. Thank you for your time.

Comments

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami Is that why? I was wondering what he had against laser cats, and laser cats on fashionable swimwear.
Yu Narukami You don't think I'd look good in ruffles?
Yu Narukami Like I said, it's for science.

[chiseler]

Luke Castellan nah, swimwear just offends him

[Never let Luke Castellan decides he loves you or this will happen. Sorry, Jason.]

Luke Castellan have you ever worn anything with ruffles in your life? wait, maybe I don't want an answer to that. don't wear ruffles, kid. and there's no science behind laser cat swimsuits that can be called science

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami He must live a tough life.
Yu Narukami Not yet. There are always new horizons to explore. I have nothing against ruffles personally.
Yu Narukami I mean, have you ever met a laser cat scientist?

[chiseler]

Luke Castellan have pity on him
Luke Castellan I have never met a laser cat scientist but that doesn't mean they're out there. this isn't like the petition for cats to work at home depot, there's no petition for laser cats
Luke Castellan don't start one either, seriously

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami I do. He told me he's not an animal person. I can't imagine what a lonely life that must be to lead.
Yu Narukami Ah.
Yu Narukami Why not?

[chiseler]

Luke Castellan I wouldn't worry too much
Luke Castellan and why? where would you even get the lasers for laser cats even if the petition was successful?

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami How could I not worry? It's a concerning situation.
Yu Narukami You could attach laser pointers to their collars. It would encourage them to exercise as well.

[chiseler]

Luke Castellan I think the more concerning situation is that you've put thought into laser cats and their collars
Luke Castellan and since when do cats even like exercising?

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami I came up with it as we were talking. I thought it was a logical solution.
Yu Narukami Some cats are very active, and like to play. It's important to encourage all cats to play, so they'll remain healthy and strong.

[chiseler]

Luke Castellan ...I gotta ask, how many cats do you actually own?
Luke Castellan are you and souji like crazy cat people or??

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami Just two, though sometimes we'll take care of a stray for a day or two.
Yu Narukami We're not actually supposed to have pets, so hiding Kohi-san and Cream-san is something of a challenge as it is.

[chiseler]

Luke Castellan who says you're not supposed to have pets? I'd say I can't believe that's what you named your cats but actually I can

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami The dorm we live in.
Yu Narukami Cream and Coffee are great names for cats. They look like their names, too.

[chiseler]

Luke Castellan you snuck cats into your dorm. I can respect that
Luke Castellan but that would also be like if I got a dog and named it whiskey. why the names? seriously, names have meaning, man

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami Honestly, the real problem was restricting ourselves to just two.
Yu Narukami They're cute names, though. Also, isn't naming a dog Whiskey a little different, especially considering you run a bar?

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Luke Castellan I'm glad you two are going to grow up as crazy cat men. nice
Luke Castellan and I'm not sure about that? if anything he'd be good advertising but lucky for all of us I'd never name a dog Whiskey. and sad to say I don't have room for a dog anyway...

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami Is there a better way to grow up?
Yu Narukami So what would you name a dog?
Yu Narukami If you've got the time to spare and you really like dogs, you could always volunteer at the shelter.

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Luke Castellan I mean probably, especially if you're not a cat person
Luke Castellan dunno. scotch if we're making fun of alcohol-based names or maybe something else. I haven't given it a lot of thought. and time is something I kinda lack otherwise I might consider that