[1] look, it's important.

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami shared a photo. 3/14 near Viea Village

What do you think of this swimsuit? Do you like laser cats? Would you wear this? This is of critical importance for me to know. Thank you for your time.

Comments

[appraiser]

there can only be one! ٩(๑`^´๑)۶

lol honestly though, this is the sort of thing of which i would be interested in opinions
since it's established that the swimsuit is amazing

[covenantal]

Hm. Should I add a second poll about which cat is best? I feel like that would be useful information, but I'd also feel bad making them compete.

[appraiser]

yes
love is a competition! thigh cat needs to know it's loved too

[covenantal]

That's true. Poor thigh cat. What color do you think its lasers were?

[appraiser]

hmm~ we have red, green, and blue, so the last one has to be sunshine yellow!
i like yellow...
i'm switching my vote to thigh cat

[covenantal]

Yes, I think that would have to be it. A sweet cat with sunshine yellow lasers... I'm very close to switching my vote as well.

[appraiser]

sunshine yellow lasers
fur as soft as the spring breeze
its hard to extrapolate much more from two square inches of cat ears, but i'm pretty sure yellow laser is best cat

[covenantal]

This is a pretty compelling argument, and yet I feel like I can't abandon my mysterious, faceless green laser cat... faceless cats need love, too.

[appraiser]

i do feel bad for the green faceless cat... but also yellow headless cat...
i think! it'll be up to everyone else to decide!

[covenantal]

I'll be sure to find out and report back to you once I know.

Maybe we can find justice for all the cats.

[appraiser]

i'm looking forward to seeing the results!
justice would be purchasing swimsuits for everybody-- i'm sure green laser cat and yellow laser cat will have their spotlights on other suits

[covenantal]

Perhaps we can start a crowdfund. Surely something as important as this would draw a lot of support.

[appraiser]

i would back it!
especially since it will get warmer soon, and wouldn't it be wonderful if by summer,
the beach is filled with cat lasers?

[covenantal]

I think that place would be more like utopia.