Cantabile

[professahhh]

Luke Triton Witches don't really exist. Do they?

[ a bit later ]

Luke Triton Despite all the odd happenings lately, I've been trying to focus on studying. It can get a bit boring, though, especially with the lovely spring weather outside. What's your favorite thing about spring, and is it lamb?

Comments

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business witches really exist

[... no.]

[professahhh]

I mean turn you into a frog witches, not the costume kind.

[trueend]

knew that
answers still yes

[professahhh]

What makes you so sure?

[trueend]

lots of weird stuff happening lately
no reason for witches to NOT be real when horses
are all gone

[professahhh]

Ah, that story. It all sounds rather fantastical to me -- hornless deer with metal hooves?

[frostythehitman]

James Barnes Well it sounds like you need to focus a little more, because you're just spewing nonsense with this witch and lamb stuff right now.

[professahhh]

Witches are nonsense, but lamb is most certainly not!

[frostythehitman]

James Barnes Obviously.
James Barnes I mean in context. What does lamb have anything to do with it being spring? And what does any of that have to do with witches?

[professahhh]

Lamb doesn't have much to do with witches, but it certainly does pertain to the season! Haven't you ever heard of spring lamb?

[frostythehitman]

....no. What the hell is 'spring lamb'?

[professahhh]

It's a very tender young lamb, available in spring or early summer. A lot of people have it for Easter and Passover, too.

[ Plus lambs were traditionally born in the spring, and they were also one of those cute baby animals along with rabbits and chicks that were closely associated with Easter and spring in general... what did this guy live under a rock or something? ]

[yoyoboy]

Tony Clark Witches? What show are you watching anyway?

[professahhh]

It's not a show. I'm being serious!

[yoyoboy]

Tony Clark Then why are you asking about witches?

[curseoclock]

there's plenty of people who call themselves witches, if that counts!

[professahhh]

I know, but... I meant the actual, spell-casting kind! You know, the type to be able to hurl curses about and turn people into newts.

[curseoclock]

oh yeah, nah, that's fake for sure.

it'd be neat if they weren't, though! idk if i'd wanna curse someone, but being able to would be pretty cool, wouldn't it?

[professahhh]

As long as you could turn them back. Otherwise, you'd end up with a whole jar of newts.

[curseoclock]

pshhh no just turn it into a newt zoo!

what's with the sudden witchy worries anyways? you're not scared of actual curses are you?

[divine_braid]

[totally ignoring the actual point of Luke's post...]

You're that kid, aren't you?

[professahhh]

Eh? What kid?

[divine_braid]

With the violin!

[He was staring at that profile picture.]

[professahhh]

[ checking this guy's profile ]

Oh! It's you! Thank you for your help the other day.

[divine_braid]

Yeah, sure. No problem.

You okay?