Apr. 13th, 2017

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This is a public service annoucement.

Avoid the man named Yu Narukami at all costs.

He is carrying a highly contagious virus with no known cure. This virus is called Old Man Germs or OMG for short (what you will read next will really make you say omg!).

This virus is like the cold but worse. It spreads quickly and will overwhelm you. Your hair will change colour, and so will your eyes. You will begin to call everyone around you 'whippersnappers' and talk about the 'good old days'. You will also feel the urge to nap out in the sun.

It is too late for me... but I'd like to warn everyone to please stay away. If you value your beautiful hair or eye colour at all then you would avoid this man.

Should you have come into contact with him, please comment here and I will pray for you in the form of prayer hand emojis.

Let us unite against OMG.

PS: To anyone who would like to follow up with the information gathering/sharing on Retrospec of last month or to discuss new information, I will be at the fountain in Recolle Square just like last time. I'd like to also discuss about these changes in appearance.