2/21. video and text.

[grimdeity]

[ first is a video of two cats (one large normal and black, the other small four-eyed and black) playing with yarn attached between two plain, black knitting needles, without commentary. ]

Now that I have your attention, let's discuss unusual weapons.
Such as the above knitting needles you see. Yes, I do believe they were my "past self" (or whatever)'s choice of weapon.
Consider me the High Grandmaster of needle-fu, which is clearly a real thing.
If you wonder what one could do with knitting needles, for the record, I imagine stabbing or strangling with yarn would be the most obvious possibilities.
Or knitting killer sweaters. So cozy you die.

Tell me what unusual weapons your "past selves" (or whatevers) used.