ayano's theory of advertising

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[the following is a glitched up post that looks a lot like one of those text ads you'd see at the bottom of the screen on facebook]

Retrospec got ya down? Sad? Upset? Stressed out?

Relief is just a phone call away! Ayano Tateyama is an FDC approved Empatherapist! That's right! Using our patented RET (Red Eye Therapy) treatment, happy thoughts are just a glance away! RET creates a resonant connection between our mind and yours, projecting onto it any feeling you wish! Happiness, excitement, relaxation, bemusement, you name it, we give it!

RET treatment is short-term solution and should not be used to alleviate deep-seated trouble and trauma. Upon your first visit we will establish a schedule for you that keeps your mental and emotional well-being in mind when it comes to enjoying the affects of RET treatment.

What are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your bad day, and hello to a fresh start for tomorrow!

Call 555-612-5555 now for a FREE consultation with Ayano Tateyama herself OR text the phrase RET PLS for more information on our new and exciting treatments!

We hope to hear from you soon!