(back-dated) puzzle for the ages

[longwei2go]

Jinjing Sawyl Longwei shared a photo. 03/10 near Viea Village

find whats wrong with this picture spoiler: MY EYES ARE BLUE i give up on shit making sense anymore

(OOC: I dropped the ball hard on my event plans this month. if anyone wants something else, or misfires just hit up Yin's inbox here and I'll whip something up!)

Comments

[longwei2go]

im not claiming anything
it
fucking
happened

[truedetective]

That is the definition of a claim, yes.

You could be using contact lenses or a photo filter.

[longwei2go]

oh my god do you want me to take a selfie with some kind of sign or stream this in real time for you to get it

[divine_braid]

Woah, really? That's actually kinda cool, too. It's like... you have mood eyes. Do they change colors for other moods?

[longwei2go]

not that i noticed
and its not cool its scary
i mean if this was a comic itd be one thing
but what if its damaging my eyes

[divine_braid]

Oh, well... I hadn't considered that.

I mean, something like that, you're just going to have to pay attention to see if you notice a difference at any point. If something feels weird, or if you see things different.

That's really the only thing you can do, yeah?

Unless you want to go see a doc about it.

[tosa]

Those are definitely purple.

[longwei2go]

THEY SHOULD BE BLUE
what do people think im making this shit up

[longwei2go]

trust me im feeling pretty paranoid about it now
no doctors
i dont want this to end with someone jabbing a needle in my eye

[tosa]

So... you got contacts?

[longwei2go]

no
try again

[tosa]

Bad lighting?

( Genuinely trying. )

[longwei2go]

i know how to take a decent selfie dude
keep going

[rebellions]

yea it's called contact lenses
or photoshop
idk who you're trying to fool but it's clearly not working

[longwei2go]

look if i was gonna post to show off anything
itd be my tattoos
this is real

[truedetective]

The only thing I'm saying is that the only word we have to go on is yours. Memory changes are one thing, but physical changes? What could possibly have caused that?

[longwei2go]

what memory changes
you mean peoples dreams

[tokencanadian]

well that's
not possible. At all.

[longwei2go]

if i hear one more person tell me that
i dunno what ill do

[divine_braid]

Okay yeah ow no way on the needles definitely

[longwei2go]

besides i doubt anyone wants to do this for free
im not exactly rolling in dough
and i dont have an eye plan

[divine_braid]

Good point.
I guess... I don't know, then. I guess just be careful?

[tosa]

Come on... you're making it sound like you woke up one morning and your eyes were a different color.

[longwei2go]

bingo
we have a winner
now for the last round
can you tell the audience
how the fuck that is possible

[truedetective]

Do you remember horses?