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[darkinferno]

so a lot of people have been talking about receiving packages in the mail from retrospec lately. we've had fruit, stuffed animals, various accessories... but i want to know more about the other things people have been getting. the weird changes that don't make sense

like anya suddenly being fluent in russian or yin's eyes changing color

how many of you guys have had stuff like THAT happen so far? what sort of changes are we seeing here?

people have been getting these flashes over the past month and a half, and now some people are turning up with these random physical changes or abilities they definitely didn't have the day before. i wanna know if there are just a couple people who've experienced this or if it's more common than we think


on a somewhat related note, who here knows anything about swordfighting? i think i want to try something

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[commandertoolbelt]

it's not my fault that there's exactly one part of this post that isn't completely insane

and i've known how to use fireworks safely since i was like six so that's not even the same thing

[darkinferno]

are you telling me you haven't had any of these flashes yet

[Some guys just have all the luck!]

besides it's not like i'm asking someone to just hand me a sword and let me run off into the woods with it

[commandertoolbelt]

nope, nada
then again that makes me one of the only sane people left and that's how you know something's off

also you don't chop trees or whatever with a sword dante get with the program
this is why no one should ever trust you with one

[darkinferno]

that's for sure, it's a dark day when we're looking to you for guidance and rational thought

who said anything about chopping trees? but i'm not gonna take a sword and just run downtown with it, that's a one-way ticket to idiotsville population that guy that thought he was an ape and the lady that talks to the ghosts of christmas past

[commandertoolbelt]

you look to me to fix your car and that's close enough

you're the one talking about running into the woods with it

i love how you expect someone to just have a sword lying around though
like maybe you are heading to idiotsville and just don't know it yet
i'm sure king kong and mrs. scrooge would love to have you there

[darkinferno]

apparently it's a dark day a lot then

also read below dude i've already gotten multiple offers

[Oh yes. He is definitely smirking. WHO'S HEADED TO IDIOTSVILLE NOW LEO

(probably still him)]

[commandertoolbelt]

it's a dark day for all of us if they're trusting you with that
or maybe they'll do the smart thing and give you one of those foam swords for little kids

[darkinferno]

no way man if they give me one of those they aren't getting it back i'm keeping it

nah sorey said he's got an extra bokken so wooden sword it is

[commandertoolbelt]

so how many bones do you think you'll break

[darkinferno]

the plan's for zero, i'm not gonna break any bones on the first day!

you'll have to wait at LEAST a week for that

[commandertoolbelt]

i'll be ready with the popcorn

[darkinferno]

all right, i'll let you know when you can expect the real fun to start

[commandertoolbelt]

i’ll be waiting with bated breath