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[darkinferno]

so a lot of people have been talking about receiving packages in the mail from retrospec lately. we've had fruit, stuffed animals, various accessories... but i want to know more about the other things people have been getting. the weird changes that don't make sense

like anya suddenly being fluent in russian or yin's eyes changing color

how many of you guys have had stuff like THAT happen so far? what sort of changes are we seeing here?

people have been getting these flashes over the past month and a half, and now some people are turning up with these random physical changes or abilities they definitely didn't have the day before. i wanna know if there are just a couple people who've experienced this or if it's more common than we think


on a somewhat related note, who here knows anything about swordfighting? i think i want to try something

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[sharplydressed]

[TRIED AND TRUE STYLE. Who wouldn't want to look like they just walked straight out of an otome route, honestly?

There's a bit of a pause before his text back this time, though, as he double-checks the dates.]

yeah, they just decided to pick on me or something? rude.

anyway i've been here since that time horses stopped being a thing.

[darkinferno]

guess so, you must be taking the fall for the rest of us here

[Thanks for that!]

but so far, everyone who's seen a physical change like that's been from the first group of us who were here, their "beta squad"

i mean we've only got a handful of cases right now so that could pretty easily turn out to be wrong but it's something to consider if more examples start turning up

one more question. have you been getting those weird flashes too? the ones that are like a memory but don't fit with your life?

[sharplydressed]

not what i wanted to be doing with my spare time (￣Д￣；； but i'm glad to help, i guess

so it's just the ones who've been stuck with this app the lognest basically?

*longest

and yeah, i have. only a couple. i've heard some people have had a few, though.

[darkinferno]

yeah, from what i can tell. if anything changes i'd like to know but for the time being i think it's safe to say only the beta squad is getting any changes or presents sent

i've had a handful so far but the only thing i've gotten, physical or otherwise, has been a stuffed animal from "yuri's angels"

[sharplydressed]

rude for them to bully their older customers like this (´-ε-｀)

but wow, did everyone in the whole city get one of those things?? poor yuri, all those gifts with his name on it and none for him

[darkinferno]

i mean have you met the guy? i wouldn't be surprised if it was somebody just trolling him

[sharplydressed]

seriously? is he really that easy to mess with?

he always seemed unflappable to me （゜◇゜）

[That's just because Kiyomitsu is, in fact, even easier to troll than Yuri. His bar is not set high.]

[darkinferno]

[On his end, Dante actually snorts with amusement.]

oh yeah

on a scale of 1-10 i'd give him about a 2 for unflappability, if you give any indication of disagreeing with him he goes off the deep end

or calling him out for not thinking before he says things

[sharplydressed]

wow... it sounds like i super overestimated him?

or maybe i've just been lucky enough to only run into him when he's on his best behavior

[darkinferno]

could be. whatever the case, consider yourself lucky. he doesn't know when to stop

[sharplydressed]

i feel like i've seen something really rare now （・□・）!

he'd probably be super insulted by this whole conversation if he saw it huh

[darkinferno]

that sounds like you're thinking about sending it to him to see how he reacts

[DON'T TRY TO FOOL HIM HE KNOWS THIS PLAY....]

[sharplydressed]

[HE'S A GOOD AND PURE SOUL who would never do anything as intentionally rude as poke at someone who's easily riled just for a laugh...! Never!!]

no way, no way!

i'd want to wait and get some even better ammo if i was going to test this out ☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆

[darkinferno]

that sounds like the better idea to me

[He's got your number now, bro. If he starts hearing it from either Yuri or Anya, he knows exactly who to look to first!]

[sharplydressed]

[He's smart when he wants to be...! Sometimes. A little. ANYWAY--]

yeah, i have those sometimes

but is that all the info you're looking for? i can't think of any other weird things to report on for now but maybe we should start keeping a group tally or something

[darkinferno]

yeah that's it for now

i guess someone could start a shared doc or something but i don't want to be the one in charge of maintaining that

if you can find someone who's willing to then be my guest

[sharplydressed]

idk if i know anyone who would want to keep up with that either but i'll definitely ask around

i guess it's a pretty good idea to keep track of these things as they happen

you know, just in case more of us start forgetting that horses used to exist or whatever

[darkinferno]

that had better not happen

if they start fucking with us by people remembering, then forgetting, then remembering and forgetting again i'm out

they've gotta pay me if they want me to put up with that shit

[sharplydressed]

i mean, if all this other stuff is possible, that definitely is too

if you find the opt out button let me know okay?
i've been looking for that literally since this stupid app first showed up (´-ε-｀)

[darkinferno]

i think a lot of us have been

if i find it you'll be the first to know

[sharplydressed]

super appreciated tbh, thanks
and good luck to all of us i guess ┐(´～｀)┌