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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business not corrupting
Frisk E. Business its fair!!
Frisk E. Business nothing wrong with kicking their stupid doodooheads a little for giving fruit faces :T
Frisk E. Business and taking horses away

[trueend]

:T
youre a cool guy
be a trendsetter!!!!

[trueend]

like what???

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business ughhh
Frisk E. Business why do they have to be gross
Frisk E. Business couldnt they jump out of
Frisk E. Business a pinata or something nicer?? :/

[antagonize]

Might want to look up the definition if you think that makes you sound dignified.

They're on my phone, too. That's what clouds are for. Why do you dislike spreadsheets so much?

[antagonize]

You'll get over it in a week from now. Might even be able to bite into an apple without peeling it first. Isn't that a nice thought?

[legne]

Ranko Kanzaki The goddess Athena...jumping out of a piñata.

[ Well, that's...novel. But kind of cute? ]

Ranko Kanzaki Goodness. That certainly is one way to surprise your mortal enemies.
Ranko Kanzaki *cackles* In fact, it just might work!

[antagonize]

Jason Grace Fine.
Jason Grace I'll break out of prison to throw myself on your casket.
Jason Grace It'll be even more dramatic that way. Aren't you happy?

[antagonize]

That, and Mall Easter Bunnies. Have you ever seen the pictures? It's the stuff of nightmares.

[antagonize]

Jason Grace No problem.
Jason Grace Call me. Beep me. You know where to reach me. Etcétera.

[sharplydressed]

[CHUCKLES MYSTERIOUSLY... He can't believe he now knows two (2) whole weebs.]

sunglasses are definitely way too much of a pain to deal with even during the day tbh
but the lucky part is no one can really see weird eyes at night

[blooming_resonance]

Yes, I suppose we can hope that.

Though it's not always this app itself that is making me worry the most.

What about spontaneously changing an entire species of animal? And now the fruit... Changes like that don't just happen. How did fruit develop muscle fiber and a brain to control it? Spontaneously?

Aren't there movies upon movies about people being trapped in a computer simulation? It feels surreal enough to be something like that at this point.

[okitactless]

sure, don't get caught

[Like, isn't that the first rule of criminal activity?? (Stop him.)]

I've only gotten in trouble for fights before, but not since high school. [Which was like, three years ago, but still.] why, do you have connections?

[splinten]

Except you pay the cost of food, which is higher.

[parodeity]

But I don't pay the cost of a smoothie.

[youraffection]

somethin like that shouldnt even b possible
but i dont think giant chickens should show up overnight either

[parodeity]

ok well
since you called me a cool guy im actually willing to complete this request wtf

[antagonize]

What can I say? I'm wise beyond my years.

If they wanted us to think they're a normal company, they might have wanted to start by not forcing their disaster of a social media app on us. I'm pretty sure they don't care what we think about them, period.

[rosettareflected]

I pick things up quickly enough, but I know better than to count my chickens before they hatch. I'll be counting on you, Maya.

...ah. I forget there are tiers of complexity. Hopefully I can get to baking without lighting anything on fire.

[aegist]

Thalia Grace Exceedingly so?
Thalia Grace And now that we have my funeral plans set, I'd better go.
Thalia Grace Mostly because Luke is whining I'm not at the bar yet.

[rosettareflected]

Alicia Clover Yes, certainly. I have no desire to be shocked on a continuous basis. I like having my phone to use.
Alicia Clover ...you are implying you're a demon or similar, then? I admit I don't know many other things that would have a reaction to holy water.

[strongestheart]

Believe in yourself, and you'll be fine! With supervision. We just need to figure out sometime to do it! Maybe after we're done with the play and stuff? We'll probably be a bit busy until then...!

...

But, yes. We. We definitely need to avoid lighting stuff on fire.

[strongestheart]

you've thought hard about how to rationalize this, haven't you

[rosettareflected]

After the play seems good. I'm always up for another hobby.

Should I bring an extinguisher? You know, just in case?

[She does not expect to be so bad as to need it. She also doesn't want to be caught unprepared in the remote instance she royally fails to cook something easy.

[strongestheart]

I should hope we won't need it! But I've got one handy if need be anyway, it's fine!

Besides that, since my parents work so late, it won't be hard to find a good time to do it.