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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[appraiser]

we can't control the faces, but i can't really see a viable solution at the present either...
for the record, i prefer talking of other things!
if we can't determine the best course of action, i've faith that others will!

[5kotai]

that's true. if everyone was upset, it would be a lot noisier around here. maybe too much.

[ he's actually quite thankful. people will cool off... it's just weird fruit and zapping. ]

well, fields have fertile soil and rain water is really good for them. they flourish and grow everywhere because they're super healthy. you'd have to make sure that even if they're in tiny little pots, they feel at home?

[caelestialis]

[ the back? huh. she never thought of that. ]

I didn't know there was nothing on their backs. Give me a sec to try that out.

[ a minute passes before she returns. judging by the use of her emojis, her spirits are now improved. ] You're right! Oh, I feel a little better now. They're vibrating but I'll take what I can get. :) Thank you for telling me that. ❤️️

[daemonized]

A fair point. But plants respond to stimuli in their own way as well, and here we are, mowing our lawns on a frequent basis. Perhaps you're merely dissuaded because they have faces and expressions now.

pretend this was on march 17th

[loudmouths]

Keigo Higashino shared a photo. 3/17 near Recollé University

i hate this fucking shitty app here's your fucking shitty green shirt pic you motherfucking bullshit application i'm gonna make sure you pay for shocking the shit out of me when i'm trying to live my life I DON'T GET IT WHY DO I NEED TO WEAR GREEN TO APPEASE YOU JUST LET ME LIVE AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT VIDEO I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO EDITED IT IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT WHOEVER DID IT SHOULD BE FIRED AND HAVE THEIR HANDS TAPED TO THEIR DESK I DON'T EVEN LIKE APPLES WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

[ ooc: somebody is butthurt... and also probably got their capslock button stuck... art is mine not that anyone would want it bUT JSYK ]

[loudmouths]

shaving off their faces

shaving off their faces

SHAVING OFF THEIR FACES

[loudmouths]

I'M OUT I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE

[uptowngirl]

I'm really not sure what to be more surprised at right now.

[me_matey]

ill take you on a ride on the mayship too, we can knock out 2 firsts for ya

[ghostories]

aren't apples and oranges like cats and dogs? [ where is she getting this information ]
then again, it's the only pome with a a face right now
so maybe it's only natural that it doesn't have any friends

[furtherforward]

Akira Midousuji how? how did you manage to make it CREEPIER? a private video about fruit entwined with a marriage proposal might just make me tie my wrists behind my back before jumping into the ocean.
Akira Midousuji it's too much to handle! both are bad, but the effort gone into something like THIS is gross, no matter how you put it

[loudmouths]

it was like a trainwreck

i couldn't look away

[loudmouths]

Keigo Higashino are you a theater major
Keigo Higashino 'cause you sound like a theater major

[wiselys]

😛
See you then.

[wiselys]

Just in the sense that it's a lie. To our own mother. Not that we can tell her the truth, obviously. But it'd be nice if it contained grains of truth.
Sorry Lukeberry, your childhood was a lie. Big bird is a horse.
Why would it be more sanitary? Do I have to start bringing you real food so you don't die?

[ghostories]

lol
i'll be here whenever you need the apples
looking forward to the cobbler! 💖

[wiselys]

You're just jealous that I have more street cred than you, Jason.

It's too bad they don't listen to the good ideas, such as "stop it" or "delete this" or "bring back sanity".

[true_noir]

That would be ideal. I have never really done much on a boat, after all, if anything at all really. So, I would enjoy getting a chance to see if I get sea-sick or not.

[ghostories]

i'm not too fond of conspiracy theories
but i'm considering getting into them if it'll help me understand
alternatively, we could all just be going crazy

[ghostories]

that's true
are you going to write a complaint about it?
i always find myself writing about you, but i stop my hand out of the goodness of my heart✧

[sharplydressed]

say what you want, i'm just glad that i'm not the one who has to cut the oranges and apples at work ╥﹏╥

[admiringly]

Chiyo Matsuoka i'm sorry!! i didn't mean to!!
Chiyo Matsuoka the angle of your selfie was just so severe
Chiyo Matsuoka i was surprised

[sharplydressed]

oh... inkwell?? isn't that the bar chuuya runs?

[He's known Toshi for how long now and only just recently met his boss...]

[admiringly]

i
no
but if it was already juice does that count?

[admiringly]

i do!
i'd love that a lot! kittens!!! how adorable ♡♡♡
please let me know when!
what are the names of your cats?

omg that would be so mean
but i'd believe that because there is no love in that video
only pain
that makes the most sense to me
wow what a jerk!!