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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb This would be like arresting al capone for tax evasion...

[alienates]

Isn't that just fries then?
You literally just described fries.

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki lol
Ryoji Mochizuki there's no such thing as "too soon"
Ryoji Mochizuki when it comes to something like love,
Ryoji Mochizuki why wait?

[parodeity]

nah there werent enough creepy details to earn a 7
but youre welcome to try again

[parodeity]

well
you own a bar
hollywood thinks that is cool kind of

[voicelessresistance]

It's certainly possible

And you can't get bigger than making all the apples in the world dance, can you...

[aegist]

it means that they need a better quality control team to me, honestly?

[aegist]

that sounds like a demand to hurry up, mr. caterpillar.

[aegist]

implying i am??

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa I wouldn't know about that. While the telecommunications breach is affecting a lot more people, weapons trafficking is the more serious charge.
Hitori Togusa I wish I better understood how it all fits together, though.

Hitori Togusa Some people have been getting odd memories, things that have been really disturbing them. And it's hard not to think that Retrospec is to blame.
Hitori Togusa Have you been okay?

[chiseler]

dream on, man
and I'll believe it when I see it which'll be soon enough
but let's just say the smiling fruit's a little more believable than that

[chiseler]

well if you've got any ideas for getting in touch with janet instead of jim I'd love to hear them because right now we're all in the dark
not that that's anything new when it comes to this dumb app, but just pointing it out again

[chiseler]

I also dropped out of college and I lose my phone on the regular
hollywood's fucked up in that case

[chiseler]

yeah, yeah. just make like the white rabbit asap or I'm giving away your seat

[chiseler]

I dunno. how should I know what other kind of people you hang out with?? maybe they're more persuasive than me

[aegist]

that would be cruel to whoever you gave it to. and i'll be there soon, the bus system is what it is and i gave up and started walking.

1/2

[aegist]

[aegist]

you know about everyone i hang out with i think?

[chiseler]

then dante's my perfect target
I COULD come get you. I'm picking up Annabeth anyway unless you just feel like walking

[professahhh]

[ Attached was a pictures of a stuffed giraffe and a stuffed toucan. ]

You can borrow one of these! If you go to sleep with one, it's good-bye, nightmares!

[aegist]

if you want me to shove his ass off my seat, yes. also, if you want to meet me halfway you're more than welcome. i'm on the obvious path between the bar + the candy shop, you can find me somewhere on it.

[appraiser]

oh, how cute! i quite like the bird. are these yours?

[chiseler]

first of all never do that to me ever again and second of all actually shit you're right
maybe I am more likely to drink the kool-aid and go off the deep end

[aegist]

i wanted to see what the appeal was. i think the appeal is bothering your friends, having done it.

you are 100% the kool-aid drinking deep end type. sooner or later i'll show up at the bar and you'll be serving nothing but kool-aid and also you'll have wrecked a hole in the wall as a shrine to your kool-aid god.

[chiseler]

only if I get to watch, yeah. I like watching people put him in his place
swing in and pick me up some gummy worms and I'm there in ten