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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business why
Frisk E. Business i dont want to be a fruit cannibal

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard Thankfully, someone has told me bananas are safe for now.
Chloe Bouchard And I just bought a pineapple safely.
Chloe Bouchard But I wish to know why too.
Chloe Bouchard No, no, I wish things to go back to normal. I will settle for no explanations.

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business dont think things are going back to normal
Frisk E. Business horses are still gone :(

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard I would not mind the birds, so long as horses returned.
Chloe Bouchard We will need to ensure that this happens.
Chloe Bouchard It is the only acceptable alternative.
Chloe Bouchard Fruit returning to normal, of course, being assumed.

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business do you know how to make them return horses and fruit to us :?
Frisk E. Business their building's empty so we cant talk to them in person
Frisk E. Business dont think writing a letter would help either

[magcat]

Charlotte Sakata do you think they'll scream if we try to eat them...?

[ THEY HAVE CUTE FACES?? WHAT IF THEY SCREAM... #Real Questions ]

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business jade told me they didnt but
Frisk E. Business what if the new ones do

[magcat]

Charlotte Sakata who will be the brave one and test it out....
Charlotte Sakata who's strong enough to take the bite for all of us

[ she's still staring at her own smiling, dancing apples on her table. she doesn't want to attempt to eat them yet even if people are saying they don't really do anything else other than eat and dance??? What if she turns their smiles upside down! she'd be so sad... ]

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business dont think i could
Frisk E. Business they look so HAPPY
Frisk E. Business what if it hurts them and they just
Frisk E. Business cant let us know (T____T)

[It's okay. They can just. Leave their fruit be. Forever and ever. Let the fruit remain happy and creepy and innocent...]

[commandertoolbelt]

Leo Valdez wouldn't you have to be a fruit too to be a fruit cannibal
Leo Valdez last i checked they can tear up the dance floor but they still can't post online

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business but they look so happy
Frisk E. Business i dont wanna kill them (\(t___t)/)

[commandertoolbelt]

Leo Valdez you could always just eat the normal fruit instead and let these guys dance the night away
Leo Valdez i hear melons are as boring as usual

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business i know
Frisk E. Business other fruit arent as good as apples and oranges though

[godcards]

It's not cannibalism unless you are also a fruit. You're fine.

[trueend]

still dont wanna eat them
theyre ALIVE

[godcards]

Then don't. No one is forcing you to.

I admit that it is disturbing, but it's not like you're without alternatives.

[trueend]

ughhhhhh
its not the same
other fruit arent apples and oranges

PLS DONT MAKE ME RETROSPECT FB POST also i still love frisk e business so much

[tearable]

We have some fruit cups if you'd rather those. Just.. don't open your fridge until your parents get home.

that name is you and ray's legacy

[trueend]

ok
but i dont think my parents getting home will help
they didnt even notice horses went missing (T___T;;)

[tearable]

Didn't say they would help but they may have a better answer than someone under the age of 18 taking a bite out of them.

...But, truly? Are you for sure?

[ THEM TOO? ]

[trueend]

yes
told them about horses when it happened
and they said i should watch
less tv
or less youtube :/
i dont get why

[THEIR SIBLINGS, TOO, BUT... Parents are the most distressing.]

[uncagedbird]

Sarah Ariana Vittoria de Alessandro It's so upsetting on multiple levels...
Sarah Ariana Vittoria de Alessandro Learning to cook is daunting already without having to worry about this.

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business i know (T_____T)
Frisk E. Business dont think ill be able to eat apple pie after this

[uncagedbird]

Sarah Ariana Vittoria de Alessandro I completely agree.
Sarah Ariana Vittoria de Alessandro Though it doesn't look like the fruit is sapient, trying to make food out of eerily-constructed faces is just... too much...

[trueend]

Frisk E. Business faces still make me think theyre ALIVE
Frisk E. Business why would you give fruit faces!!!
Frisk E. Business they look so happy and its super super super super creepy