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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[hjack69]

wait



what did they do to apple juice
being made of an apple doesnt make it like smile or dance or anything right?

[parodeity]

well no
but all the logos changes and i guess
now we get to know it was made from the pulped corpses of smiling dancing fruit?

[hjack69]

surprisingly as long as it doesnt have a face i can probably live w that
at least well always have vegetables unless jade strikes again somehow

[parodeity]

i mean i dont think it was really her fault
she got sent some its not like she asked for them to take over the world

[hjack69]

but do we REALLY know that

[parodeity]

yeah she would have included me in any world conquest plans

[hjack69]

i mean you could be part of the conspiracy
or she could be a clone
or a terminator
yknow im really digging how many paranoid delusional conspiracy theories this whole retrospec thing is enabling

[parodeity]

nah
like
i remember the stupid fruits too but
i dont think im part of a conspiracy about them?
that sounds like so much effort dude