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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[sharplydressed]

i know you're just being a jerk on purpose, but wouldn't that be better?? (´-ε-｀)

[chiseler]

kashuu I don't want to live in a world where I'm spitting our flower petals so I don't know about that
but it'd be a little less stalker-y at least

[sharplydressed]

okay but
-smells better
-is less stalkery
-is very pretty

that seems like a pretty solid list to me at least

well i mean, i guess the fruits still smell okay.

[chiseler]

have you smelled any of our weird smiling fruit yet? are we sure they smell the same?
the rest of the list seems pretty solid though

[sharplydressed]

hold on a second

[A WORRISOME PAUSE...]

well apples just smell like regular old apples on the outside at least

but i'm not about to cut into one to see if it's the same inside

[chiseler]

can't say I blame you
what about other fruit? they're still missing eyes and mouths right?

[sharplydressed]

we have a banana on the counter that's still just a normal banana yeah

not sure if that's because it's old or if bananas are actually safe

[chiseler]

either that or the eyes are inside the peel
the eyes better not be inside the peel

[sharplydressed]

i can tell you one thing

i'm not going to be the one to open it up and find out

[chiseler]

can't blame you
but now I gotta know, can you bring me a banana later?

[sharplydressed]

i have one sitting on my counter right now that i'm kind of concerned about so consider it done

[chiseler]

awesome, I'll see you later and we can dissect it and make sure we're not completely at a loss

[sharplydressed]

super looking forward to that