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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada what if I carve Jimmy's name on it first

Lucy Takada I think they'd look at me weird for taking a few pallets of applesauce with me
Lucy Takada js

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki i think it would be misplaced anger added to something already horrifying
Ryoji Mochizuki would it make you feel better?
Ryoji Mochizuki it's the age of processed food. i could live off applesauce
Ryoji Mochizuki i will compensate you for the applesauce

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada what the fuck are you, an internet therapist?

[hdu call out her unhealthy behavior as unhealthy!!]

Lucy Takada so you'll also pay my bail when my supervisor notices seven crates of fruit cups missing?

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki do you think i could succeed as one?
Ryoji Mochizuki go ahead and tell me all your worries!
Ryoji Mochizuki if it'll alleviate your worries, i will pay your bail
Ryoji Mochizuki for one crate of fruit cups
Ryoji Mochizuki i don't think i can eat more than that

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada are you seriously asking strangers for professional advice over the internet
Lucy Takada I'm not telling you that!

[hissy noises intensify!]

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki it's an opinion!
Ryoji Mochizuki a simple yes or no will suffice
Ryoji Mochizuki and we're not strangers--
Ryoji Mochizuki i'm friends with Minako, so by association, you and i are friends too

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada what
Lucy Takada oh my god why

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki because!
Ryoji Mochizuki for a better explanation, i'll have to know what "what" and "why" refer to

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada you're THAT ryoji?
Lucy Takada that's why
Lucy Takada and I don't have friends

[lucy now you're just being difficult]

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki THAT Ryoji~
Ryoji Mochizuki and sure you have friends
Ryoji Mochizuki like Minako!
Ryoji Mochizuki and me!

I apologize for Lucy

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada minako's different
Lucy Takada and not you

invisible!

[complementing]

[She's reading this thread during break at work and trying really hard not to laugh. That's her Ryoji~ If he doesn't somehow manage to worm himself into Lucy's life, Minako will eat her apron.]

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki of course
Ryoji Mochizuki Minako's Minako
Ryoji Mochizuki and i'm me
Ryoji Mochizuki and we're both your friends?

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND
Lucy Takada I don't know who you are
Lucy Takada a name on a webpage doesn't tell me shit

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki i'm Ryoji, Minako's friend... i'm not sure what else you'd need to know?
Ryoji Mochizuki you can ask me anything you want!
Ryoji Mochizuki or i can come over and hang out!
Ryoji Mochizuki i know where you live!

[ that's not horrifying at all ]

[long_live_the_queen]

[n o p e]

Lucy Takada Are you threatening me?

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki no!!
Ryoji Mochizuki no?
Ryoji Mochizuki why would you think that?

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada 'i know where you live'
Lucy Takada not fucking threatening at all

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki oh
Ryoji Mochizuki um
Ryoji Mochizuki try reading it in a nicer, nonthreatening voice

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada yes, because that's so easy to do

[It is for normal people, Lucy]

[appraiser]

[ It is easy. And for Ryoji, it's the default, what is sarcasm?? ]

Ryoji Mochizuki yes, just like that!
Ryoji Mochizuki i know where you live
Ryoji Mochizuki and it's good, because that means i can come play any time

[long_live_the_queen]

Lucy Takada THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I MEANT

[whyyyy]

[appraiser]

Ryoji Mochizuki .....

[ ...opposite... ]

Ryoji Mochizuki or
Ryoji Mochizuki you could come over to my place?
Ryoji Mochizuki if you want

[long_live_the_queen]

[screeching intensifies]

Lucy Takada NO
Lucy Takada and I don't want to know where you live

[It'd interfere with her very important task of sulking in a corner and staring at walls.]

[appraiser]

[ But Lucy, how are we supposed to become friends if you don't want to come over, and you don't want me to come over?!? ]

Ryoji Mochizuki we could go to a cafe together
Ryoji Mochizuki what's your favorite drink? dessert?
Ryoji Mochizuki it would be nice!