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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[splinten]

You can't say you understand now when they took my fucking oranges.
I'm being attacked by Retrospec. Personally.
This entire goddamned conspiracy is specifically designed to enrage me.

[parodeity]

yeah well apparently i have the most hallucinomemories kashuus ever heard of anyone having so
maybe it just hates striders
bright side the juice still tastes the same
if you ignore the fact it is now made of smiling fruit zombies

[splinten]

I'm going to bubble you to prevent any more of those. It's the only way out of it.
It was always made of zombies, so there's that consolation.

[parodeity]

hey did you find a weird coin today btw
and also i refuse to play out boy in a bubble unless i lead you on a high speed cross country chase after me
so choose your answer wisely
about the bubble thing im ean

is it weird this is making me want a fruit smoothie

[splinten]

Yeah, one with one of those goddamned birds on it.
I am absolutely ready to have a high-speed cross-country bubble chase with you.

Probably, but you're really damn weird. I want one too.

[parodeity]

hm
mine used to have a bird on it?
now it has a horse
do you want it
the coin i mean
since it has a horse
better than one i could draw actually this shit is monet level

buy me a smoothie dirk

[splinten]

Fuck yes.
You're my favorite brother.

Ok.

[parodeity]

im also your least favorite brother by the laws of being the only one

the coin isnt related to the smoothie btw
i mean
you can have it even if not

also i got a new hm i guess so we can talk about it whenever you smoothie me up

[splinten]

No, I'm my least favorite brother.

Yeah but you're getting one regardless of the coin, so it comes out fair enough.

When can you get a smoothie?

[parodeity]

what the fuck
why do you only have smooth moves when youre saying sweet things to your family
like thats such a specialized skillset?

after school before djing?
unless you want to meet me on my lunch

[splinten]

You think my moves are smooth. Thanks.

I'll let your friends have you for lunch. I'm generous like that.

[parodeity]

only w/ me because i am a weak willed damsel i guess

you just want to deny me smoothie rights

[splinten]

We all knew that. God knows what Wolf has been wooing you with.

I'm getting you your smoothie after school. The accusation doesn't hold.

[parodeity]

its not my fault im weak to familial love
also memes is the answer to the god knows what non question

it does so
youre making me wait through HOURS of non smoothie time
because
you hate me

[splinten]

Isn't it.
Then I guess more than God knows.

Dave. Do you want me to take you during lunch instead?

[parodeity]

youre weaker than i am

only if you dont have lunch plans

[splinten]

Evidently, because no, I don't have lunch plans. I'll take you for a lunch smoothie.

[parodeity]

youre the best ill meet you out front
whats the point of being a senior if i dont exercise my offcampus lunch rights

[splinten]

Something something responsibilities something.

[parodeity]

ok auntie may

[splinten]

Uncle Ben.

[parodeity]

so ill meet you out front during lunch

[splinten]

Sure thing, bro.

[parodeity]

[ AND SO HE CAN GIVE DIRK THE COIN IN PERSON and maybe update him on memories this will be action as soon as dirk gets his butt to the high school at lunch, where his shades-wearing younger bro will be. on his phone out front, as usual. ]

[splinten]

[Dirk obviously rides up on a motorbike because Dirk is that stereotype of a cool other brother except that he isn't cool at all.]

Hop on, baby bro.

[There's a helmet offered? It's Dave's helmet for his personal use.]