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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[parodeity]

i dont intend to
its just a possibility to consider
because
if i ever say that i need SOMEONE to punch me???

[rhapsodeity]

thanks
i dont think i could punch you unless you did something really bad though
im sorry!!!

[parodeity]

ok but jade
saying chocoboshit and meaning it
would be BAD

[rhapsodeity]

yes but you just said you are not leaving me alone in the crazy pit
and you have never let me down before, so i have no reason to punch you now or in the future
and thats that!

[parodeity]

ok fine i will make dirk promise to punch me just in case

[rhapsodeity]

nooo! that is completely unnecessary
dont you realize what it means if you say chocobo sincerely?

[parodeity]

i mean yeah
itd mean id have forgotten all of this
which would really fucking suck
but also
im worried about sounding like a tool if it ever happened

[rhapsodeity]

yes!
so it would be a waste of a punch because you would not even know what its for!!!!
also i guuuuuuess maybe it would just be an uncalled for punch in that situation

[parodeity]

my heart of hearts would know
i got punched for being a tool
somehow

[rhapsodeity]

you are really determined to get your butt handed to you for something you wouldnt be able to control yeesh!!!
i would not let someone hit you for a dumb reason like being a tool who says chocoboshit

[parodeity]

jade you gotta because i cannot accept a version of me who does that

[rhapsodeity]

no that is dumb and you are just a huge dumb idiot guy saying stupid things

[parodeity]

its clearly a guy thing
we just gotta punch our other selves
manly shit

what the fuck were we originally talking about anyway

[rhapsodeity]

manly is a silly concept
i do not think asking your girlfriend to punch you because you are uncomfortable with the idea of saying something ridiculous is manly though

frisk being scared of the fruit!
which is not much better i guess

[parodeity]

oh right
yeah i dont know how to fix that it IS kind of unnerving at first
i just got over it by going
well theres no fucking way im giving up apples so whatever?

[rhapsodeity]

i feel the same way about oranges!
also i had one of those things
you distracted me with the arguing about punching you thing

[parodeity]

?
what did you see

[rhapsodeity]

i was talking to this guy who had blue text and we kept teasing each other
he kept calling me psychic
and i told him i had your copy of a game!

[parodeity]

john

[rhapsodeity]

yes thats what i called him!
well it was more liiiiiiiike
johhhhn
because he kept trying to catch me lying about being psychic
and well
he caught me!!!
it was kind of fun, i liked him a lot :D

[parodeity]

yeah i remember talking to him and his blue text
i liked him a lot too

wait
you were psychic?

[rhapsodeity]

yes!!!!
we all knew each other
i knew you and john and you knew me and john

no it sounds like john was making it more complicated than it was
or maybe more simple if you look it from another point of view

[parodeity]

ok that sounds like some mysterious bullshit right there you just said
so
i will give you what you want here and say
huh?

[rhapsodeity]

i am not fishing for any kind of response in particular!
it sounds strange to me too
but the me in my memory was really adamant that john would know what i knew soon enough and how i knew the things that i knew as well
so i think that depending on the method it can go either way

[parodeity]

hm
i guess we gotta wait to see if any further hms give you more context
for the time being well leave it at that
i remember he gave me these shades btw but not much else
anyway
i should do the dishes before ma notices they need doing