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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[twelfthspark]

"Alarming ease"? Spoken like a true serial killer in the making. 💛

[IF THEY ONLY KNEW]

[true_noir]

Hmmmph. Very funny, my dear, but I am hardly what I could call a serial killer of little harmless oranges. I could not bear to look at its face afterwards. I will have nightmares about that smiling face.

[Soon, soon, the world would come crashing down.]

[twelfthspark]

It only wanted to help you avoid scurvy. :(

[or is that limes]

[true_noir]

Then it should not have bounced upon my counter in the dark when i was not home. I will rely on the assistance of kiwi to avoid scurvy. And Vitamin C Tablets. Very helpful, those.

[twelfthspark]

Better check they don't have faces too. They make those out of oranges don't they?

[true_noir]

Various sources, I think, but if there's an orange symbol on the cover, then that's a no. Seems those were hit too.

[twelfthspark]

IDK how he did it but this is way too much for a stupid proposal. Nobody's worth that kind of effort.

[true_noir]

If this was all merely for the proposal, I will punch him in the arm over it. I would disagree that nobody is worth the sort of effort, but the world does not need to be dragged into one's affairs like that.

[twelfthspark]

Only the arm? lol. tbh if she's not totally creeped out by this they probably deserve each other.

[true_noir]

I am almost inclined to agree, Arlene. I cannot imagine accepting something quite this invasive or foolish as a proposal myself.