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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[sharplydressed]

thanks for taking one for the team anyway, i guess. i sure wasn't about to cut into one

[Blood doesn't make him squeamish in the least but he still doesn't like the idea of bleeding smiling fruits dancing around the place...]

anyway, i think that's way WAY worse. talk about a real horror movie scenario right?? wouldn't that be kind of like getting buried alive?

[spes_phthisica]

well it was that or letting the kids down :c
personally i think i will stick to other fruit though
or fruit i dont have to cut myself

(((;ﾟ;Д;ﾟ;))) that is awful!!!!
i wonder if they can choke to death
i mean if you took the caramel off after would it still move?

[sharplydressed]

same! good thing none of these fruits are my favorites, but it makes me worried that they're only the first or something.

also, i'm never going to have an answer to that question because i'm never peeling the caramel off of a caramel apple again

[spes_phthisica]

not my favorites either thankfully but it's still awful
ughhh
this is NOT what you're supposed to do if life gives you lemons :/

do you think
eating them is still okay or

[Say "yes" Kashuu, don't break his heart.]

[sharplydressed]

i'm going to pretend you didn't just make a joke that bad

also YOU can if you want to but i'm sure not going to be doing that
not any time soon at least

[There are just some things a man can't adjust to, okay...]

[spes_phthisica]

you're just jealous i came up with it first :P

i suppose
i think i will stick to other fruit for a while too
maybe i could make caramel strawberries

[#problemsolving]

[sharplydressed]

i don't think jealous is ever a word that comes to mind when i think of your bad jokes...

that might not be a bad idea though
maybe put the caramel between the strawberry and a layer of chocolate?