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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[chiseler]

you say that like I'd ever tell a really malicious lie anyway when it wasn't deserved
ugh shut up
all right, all right, bill nye. I'm not going to lick my walls to find out and I'm surprised you even know that seeing how you spend way too long building gingerbread houses to try eating them

[wiselys]

No, not that. I know you wouldn't.
:)
Great, now I have that tune in my head. I've seen other people try to eat them. And I know more accurately what they're made of.

[chiseler]

then my work here is done!
you know what they're made of because you're a huge nerd bananabeth, we already knew that. do I want to know what they're actually made of?

[wiselys]

What work?
I'm not a nerd, I'm well-informed. Even assuming it is all food-based products, they would become stale very quickly.

[chiseler]

the only work I ever care about and that's getting inside people's heads
that's the same thing. let's just be glad my apartment isn't made of stale food in any case

[wiselys]

Have you ever managed it?
I am glad for that. That would gross.

[chiseler]

people still think about me, don't they?
my apartment already has enough issues to be fair. it's only half-gross right now
anyway on my way, see you in a sec