> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

If you truly loved them you wouldn't care about the shedding.
I have so many broken favorite mugs because of my cats.

[alienates]

I can be a dick but not to my cats.

Do you
Want one???????

[alienates]

Oh my god no cat puns.
My life has been nothing but cat puns, let me rest.

[appraiser]

lol you shouldn't be a dick to anybody

also yes
but not for two or three months
and if i have your approval

[true_noir]

Ah, I could live with the shedding for that cuteness. It is really more the cost that is the issue. But, I will own one one of these days, mark my words. And I will name him Caesar, or something appropriately kingly.

[ghostories]

my dazzling charms aside, do they have names?
i propose we name one of them Chocobo just to throw people off

[caelestialis]

I'm sorry; I couldn't help myself. Just had to get the one out of me.

Promise to not do it again. Internet pinky swear!

[goen]

They just look like furry fetuses ( ³⌓³)

[alienates]

Right now I really wish I were still a fetus so I would have never had to have read such a sacrilegious and wrong comment.

[alienates]

Not yet.
I am 100% here for naming one of them Chocobo though.

[alienates]

Our pinkies have just sword this oath.
There is no backing out from it now, and everyone can see us making this pact.

[erythristic]

they're wonderful! and so tiny...the mother must be so proud of them all!

[alienates]

lol

[ no ]

When they're a little older I'll probably ask you to come over so you can check them out then.
And so I can judge how you interact with them obviously.

[alienates]

Have you checked out shelters?
Maybe they have a lonely wrinkly ass pug there, waiting for you to pull forks out of your sleeve in front of it.

[alienates]

The mother is a primadonna who believes she just gave birth to several new cat Christ figures.
So yes, she seems very proud.

[59]

what the fuck

[true_noir]

Actually it is the upkeep I worry over. Food, shots, health and wellness. I am saving for college, which is not exactly known for being inexpensive.

[alienates]

They're cats.

[alienates]

Yeah pets can be pretty expensive.
If you just have one then it shouldn't get too bad unless it gets sick or something.

[59]

i know that, asshole!

[alienates]

You sure could have fooled me
So good to know then.
If that "what the fuck" was anything other than a complimentary comment about these cats then I don't care btw.

[appraiser]

of course!
i'm learning about cats from the best person there is, so i'll be ready by then

[alienates]

Who is this apparent cat whisperer

[59]

[ This guy sounds edgy. Tch. ]

what kind of depraved fuck has something negative to say about cats?

[59]

[ But also: ]

did you actually take that photo or did you find it online?