> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[sharplydressed]

thank you honestly, i was seriously starting to think i was the weird one or something with how many people were just out there
stabbing and juicing those happy fruits
and talking about sticking them in blenders (´д｀)

[The future villains anonymous club is too real and also not anonymous at all.]

anyway you should name the sweetest one cupcake!
or maybe the cute black one with the little white face because it looks like it stuck its nose in frosting
maybe one of the speckly ones can be chocobo because they kind of look like they have the feather colors?

[gnasher]

who's being a sports freak? i'm charitably offering to bring some intimidation to your kitten adoption agency, here.

[alienates]

You just want to play with the kittens.
I'm onto you, asshole.

[gnasher]

[FUCKING FATALITY]

[gnasher]

what are you talking about? i'm not one of the people freaking out about taking them home!/

[alienates]

It'd be one thing if it was just eating them.
Since it seems like anyone who doesn't have the app doesn't see anything weird about the fruit?
I asked my dad about it and he thought I was the crazy one because NO SON, APPLES ALWAYS WIGGLED AROUND LIKE THAT. Just like the chocobos.
So, you know, obviously people are still going to drink orange juice and shit.
But just slamming them into blenders for the sake of it is just waaayyy too sadistic.

The speckly thing would work better than my idea.
I was going to say whichever one has the most squawk-like meow could be Chocobo.

[sharplydressed]

yeah i give non-app users a pass because they obviously have no clue that crazy things are happening literally right in front of their faces ┐(´～｀)┌
and i guess some of the blender people were talking about it being more merciful
or at least easier than just straight up stabbing them
but i'm still totally not on board

that's kind of a cute idea too though!
maybe you'll get lucky and the squawky one will also be a speckly one ✨

[alienates]

Ah
Is that so?
Your sister's actually coming over today to meet them.

[gnasher]

so? she likes cats.

[we like cats**]

[alienates]

I mean
If they were blending them just to see what it's like to do it then it's still pretty fucked up.

If it turns out that way then whoever it is was truly destined to be named Chocobo, honestly.
That still leaves a shit ton of other names though.

[alienates]

Uh huh
I'm sure she's going to have a lot of fun with them.
And will take a lot of pictures.
It must be nice, being the sole cat lover in a family.

[sharplydressed]

basically yeah
if our fruit friends actually started screaming when we cut them someday, those would be the people who would probably find it funny instead of horrortown

but if one does squawk take a vid to share if you can （´♡`ʃƪ） little kitty sounds are really the best
do you like themed names though?
dessert ones are all really cute!
but it's also cute to name them after patterns... you can't really go wrong with that

[alienates]

I honestly don't know if it's creepier or not that they don't make any noise.
Screaming is horrifying as hell, but the silent treatment makes it seem like they enjoy it which is very NO for different reasons altogether.

Yeah there are multiple people asking to give updates on them.
The mom and dad are named Rom and Com. You know, like romantic comedy?
So matching names are fine, but finding so many matching ones that are actually good would be difficult.

[sharplydressed]

you know
the worst part is, if they're not making any sounds how can we be 100% sure that they're REALLY really not sentient or in pain?
what if they are but all they can do is smile and dance while they're being murdered
omg i spooked myself

ugh

thanks for the updates though, your cats are great and those are the most adorable cat pair names ever ♥
maybe you could just give matching names to the ones that look alike!

[appraiser]

hmm probably? but if there's somebody i don't get along with, i would rather just stay away from them and turn dislike into neutrality. there's no point in antagonizing the both of us

[ghostories]

yay!
it's cute too isn't it?
have you found a home for them yet?

[alienates]

[ karkat..... can read the words ryoji is saying, but he does not understand them? ]

So you just
Stop talking to them? Just like that?????

[appraiser]

i mean, i would make an attempt to settle our differences, but if things will clearly not work out, i would stop. just like that.

[ don't get along --> that's alright, just move on. what's so hard to understand ]

[caelestialis]

I would never break a promise. I take my oaths very seriously.

Especially with you! 💖

[alienates]

......
You are completely right about that???
Everyone just assumes it's fine because their expressions never change, but it could be that they're just permanently stuck like that.

That works.
It'll be easier once I figure out who's going to adopt one probably because then I could ask for their opinions.

[alienates]

I'm still looking around.
Some people have offered to take one but we'll see if they're still interested when they're actually ready to be sent to a new home.

[alienates]

[ it is not computing here sorry ]

Ok but what if, hypothetically speaking, they did not stop and kept talking to you even after you decide to cut ties???

[alienates]

[ omg stop being embarrassing where anyone can see it ]

And especially when you get to see kittens out of it too, I bet.

[appraiser]

if they keep returning with efforts to make amends, of course i will meet them halfway to reforge the friendship!!!

[alienates]

But what if they aren't returning with an olive branch and a white flag in their palms?
What if they just want to continue being antagonistic towards you??