> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

Why are you interested??
Are you secretly an exorcist or something????

[ KARKAT YOU'RE NOT A GHOST WHY ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT THIS they're both so dumb ]

[sharplydressed]

if i WAS a secret exorcist
which i'm not!
you can't expect me to show my hand to someone who's possibly a secret ghost

[They're both so dumb why is he still rolling with this]

[alienates]

Just because you're a secret exorcist doesn't mean you are necessarily GOOD at keeping it a secret.
You seem to be, I don't know....... very knowledgeable on the subject.

[ "knowledgeable" as if both of them haven't been making shit up ]

[sharplydressed]

maybe i'm just pretending to be knowledgeable about the subject to make you think i'm way too careless to be an actual exorcist
or maybe a real exorcist totally put me up to this and i'm just info-gathering

[Literally what is happening.]

[alienates]

What if I suspected all of this and am just feeding you information to throw you off the tracks of the real ghost?
Now you'll focus all your attention on me when the real ghost can continue doing paranormal activities.

[sharplydressed]

then you're still fraternizing with the ghost enemy!
unless there's some tragic backstory here
like the ghost you're protecting used to give you half off on all your pizzas at the pizza joint

[alienates]

This ghost snuck me into the movie theater free every time and also gave me the largest size popcorn and drink when I only paid for a small.
They were a fucking hero.
Hypothetically.

[sharplydressed]

i guess if i were in your shoes i would be pretty grateful too
okay, fine, you and your ghost friend can get a pass
for now

[alienates]

We'll both remember this kind gesture fondly.
If you ever need aid from the other side... eh. They'd consider it.
For now.

[sharplydressed]

good enough for me (๑ゝڡ◕๑)
thanks ghost and ghostfriend

[At which point he'll probably nyoom away to another post but remember this wildass conversation forever...]