A Survey...

[megabond]

Hello there! I'm conducting an unofficial survey regarding Retrospec. It's not mandatory, but considering the strange events we've been experiencing, it would be wise for me to know how many users are affected to this. The survey is down below and it is okay if you don't fill out the form below.

1. When did you first obtain the Retrospec app?

2. Did you try to uninstall this app?

3. Have you tried showing this app to anyone other than the users?

4. Have you receive a package from Retrospec?

5. Did you experience a strange event related to this app?

6. Have you met some Retrospec users in person?

I can't tell you the reasons for putting up this survey, but if you want, you can just reply to me about your experiences in this app without filling out the survey form above me.

Thank you in advance!

Comments

[commandertoolbelt]

uh aside from suddenly realizing that chocobos aren’t the norm?
i had this dream about a babysitter i never had but i figured that was just dreams being dreams so i dunno

wait, what do you mean by “young” users?
i’m in high school and i thought that was the youngest most of us got on this app
they can’t be targeting little kids right? because that’s even creepier

[megabond]

Unfortunately, I met some users younger than you. And most of their profile pictures seems to confirms their ages.

I would try to file a complaint about this, but I don't know if they can answer.

[commandertoolbelt]

well at least they're not ageist i guess

[ that does not make it better holy shit. ]

they probably wouldn't answer even if they could
they like their secrets

[megabond]

Don't remind me about secrets...

[Seriously, please don't...]

Regardless, it seems that some of the younger users have no problems with the app so far...

[commandertoolbelt]

let me guess, they made you spill yours earlier this month like everyone else on the network?
because that wasn’t an awkward way to meet people at all

okay that’s good i guess but they still better leave my little brother out of it

[megabond]

Unfortunately, yes... And it is for me.

[Besides, telling anyone about how you tried to flirt any girl he met in Paris and rejected very hard is not a good way to meet people.]

[commandertoolbelt]

oh yours must have been a good one then
apparently mine was pretty boring
but it's still weird because how would they even know it's a secret unless they're, like, watching us somehow?

[megabond]

Regardless, we still need to be in guard in case another one of these events will happen again.

[commandertoolbelt]

as if there's anything we can do about it
but hey if you found a way to make the fruit stop dancing without peeling their faces off i'm all ears

[megabond]

I don't know about that, but for now, I think you should try cover the fruits' faces and hope you won't regret cutting them?

[Not a good suggestion, professor...]

[commandertoolbelt]

well apparently they don’t make sounds while you eat them so at least there’s that
no horror movie screams while you try to get in your recommended servings of fruit

[megabond]

So they can't make any sound as well?

These are a bunch of strange fruits...

[commandertoolbelt]

if they can no one's mentioned it and honestly i'm counting that one as a win

they like music though?
or at least dance a little better when something's playing

but i don't know if i'd call them strange because who doesn't like their fruit to dance while they're eating it

[ Leo. Leo doesn't like it. He's never eating apples again at this rate. ]

[megabond]

Really? They can dance to any kind of music, especially any old ones?

[commandertoolbelt]

well i'm not a fruit choreographer so i only tried, like, two different types of music
the rolling stones went over well though

[megabond]

[Wow... If Ainsley is here, she would have tried to be a choreographer for these fruits.]

So they can dance to any music they hear?

Mon Dieu... This is weirder than I imagined...

[commandertoolbelt]

understatement of the year

[megabond]

Regardless, try to follow my advice until... we adapt to this strange changes.

Thank you for answering the survey, though.

[commandertoolbelt]

well i've heard they stop dancing once you cut them up so i guess i can give it a shot
mom's going to bug me if i don't eat some of them anyway

sure thing
honestly i kind of want to know what's up with this app too
what kind of app developers booby trap their own office anyway

[megabond]

Yes. More importantly, what do they gain from all of this?

[That's one question he doubt it will answer by itself willingly.]

I'll let you know with the results very soon.