Gavotte

[professahhh]

I'd just like to say something, and I promise it's not about mind control, hallucinogens, or everyday objects sprouting extra heads.

I don't 'talk funny'!

This is how everyone sounds where I'm from, all right?

Comments

[professahhh]

Americans, mostly.

[esperimental]

That's dreadfully rude.

[professahhh]

Of course it is! That's why I'm going on about it on the internet!

[esperimental]

I mean, if it's just one person, don't let it get to you

or were they really loud and annoying.

[professahhh]

I thought I might as well get the drop on the next time.

[esperimental]

A decent plan but also some ignoramuses just aren't worth correcting the gentle way.

[professahhh]

I hope you're not suggesting getting into a scuffle.

[esperimental]

No, that's stupid.

Instead don't give them the pleasure of even acknowledging their existence.

[professahhh]

You're recommending ignoring them?

[esperimental]

I mean some idiots learn better eventually. Most idiots stay idiots.