retrospec | PHOTO | He found the snitch??

PHOTO | He found the snitch??

Noah Robin Catbell shared a photo.
4/01 near The Towers

can anyone tell me what the duck this is??
it showed up in a package from retrospec.
i wasnt gonna open it but then it ducking CHEWED its way out of the package.
what the heck kind of animal is this??

[Uh yeah he hasn't noticed the parental filter yet, or the pun name.]

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Steven Squawking WHAT THE HECK
Steven Squawking ...oh now see that doesn't even sound half as alarmed. thank you retrospec
Steven Squawking least you lucked out, not sure how well anybody would take to a talking ball with shark teeth
Steven Squawking think you could return the thing?

Noah Robin Catbell good point.
Noah Robin Catbell and considering how great retrospec is about responding to us.
Noah Robin Catbell im guessing h-e-double-hockey-stick no.

Steven Squawking has anybody actually TRIED taking their stuff back?
Steven Squawking that's what bothers me about this. their building's right there. shouldn't there be a mail slot or something?
Steven Squawking here's another weird question for you. any idea why they might've mailed whatever that thing is to you?

Noah Robin Catbell i dunno if they have.
Noah Robin Catbell i dont talk to people that much.
Noah Robin Catbell and heck if i know
Noah Robin Catbell i think it was in one of my visions so.
Noah Robin Catbell that might be why.

Steven Squawking worth a try
Steven Squawking what do you mean you THINK it was in one of your visions? that thing looks like it'd be pretty memorable
Steven Squawking but if that's true maybe you'll see more visions of it

Noah Robin Catbell there was a lot going on in the visions okay?
Noah Robin Catbell and i try not to think about them most of the time.
Noah Robin Catbell so yeah, "i think".

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Steven Squawking all right all right, I get it
Steven Squawking the visions are freaking out a lot of people
Steven Squawking but pretty sure you're not the first to get something from one of your visions at least. not sure if that helps or not

Noah Robin Catbell oh yeah.
Noah Robin Catbell feel very comforted that lots of people are getting freaky packages in the mail.
Noah Robin Catbell thats gonna end well.

Steven Squawking and what's the worst that can happen?
Steven Squawking ...no really, I'm looking for actual opinions

Robin Noah Catbell well
Robin Noah Catbell okay what if someone gets that video from the Ring in the mail?
Robin Noah Catbell and uploads it onto the app?
Robin Noah Catbell sure thats a movie but considering everything, can we really rule it out?

Steven Squawking we can't,
but who would even get something like that?
Steven Squawking unless someone here isn't telling us something about their past experiences with ghosts or creepy wells or whatever
Steven Squawking but if I ever get that video now I know what to do with it so thanks for the idea

Noah Robin Catbell you never know ok.
Noah Robin Catbell and great doom us all.
Noah Robin Catbell brilliant.

Steven Squawking you say that like your chompy friend might not doom us all. we don't know that either yet

Noah Robin Catbell good point.
Noah Robin Catbell maybe itll be a race of who can doom us all first.

Steven Squawking wouldn't surprise me. wanna place a bet?

Noah Robin Catbell depends.
Noah Robin Catbell whats the bet?

Steven Squawking also depends. how long do you think it'll take for everything to melt into complete chaos around here?

Noah Robin Catbell dont know
Noah Robin Catbell 6 months?

Steven Squawking I'll give it three just to go half on it, and that should give me time to come up with a reward for whoever wins anyway

[That is to say that Luke sure didn't think this through. Alas.]

Noah Robin Catbell oy fuck no.
Noah Robin Catbell you cant make a bet and come up with the reward later. thats cheating.

Steven Squawking how's that cheating if I'm going to honor my word later? it's like an IOU of betting

Noah Robin Catbell cause you could change the payment based on if you win or not.
Noah Robin Catbell like if you lose, you could say it was just for $5.
Noah Robin Catbell but if you win, you could say it was for $50
Noah Robin Catbell set the wager now or its off.

Steven Squawking fine, whatever. can you afford $100? that's a decent wager given everything that's going on

[100? Jesus...least he has a job now. ]

Noah Robin Catbell sure. 100 it is.

[Sorry he's rich and stupid, Noah.]

Steven Squawking then I'll check in with you in three and a half months. or sooner. who even knows with them

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