PHOTO | He found the snitch??

[redarm]

Noah Robin Catbell shared a photo. 4/01 near The Towers

can anyone tell me what the duck this is??
it showed up in a package from retrospec.
i wasnt gonna open it but then it ducking CHEWED its way out of the package.
what the heck kind of animal is this??

[Uh yeah he hasn't noticed the parental filter yet, or the pun name.]

Comments

[redarm]

i dunno.
im not too eager to open its mouth and look down it.

[parodeity]

throw candy at it and see if it eats that

[redarm]

good idea.
gimme a sec.

[A couple minutes and there's another video set up. Noah's set the phone up somewhere so it can film the creature. From off screen you hear Noah go "hey you catch!" before he tosses a candy at him.

And the creature? Well it's attention is got and it immediately flies at the candy, opening it's toothy mouth to catch the candy and start nomming down on it, with a big toothy grin. You can also hear Noah exclaim "Whoa!" because hey, sick trick!]

[parodeity]

[ okay, that was pretty neat.

BUT ALSO, DOES? TIMCAMPI POOP? IS THERE A PORTAL TO HAMMERSPACE? dave needs to know and yet he never will ]

sick trick
maybe you can teach him to like
do other shit like idk
loop de loops ?

[redarm]

[ WE JUST DON'T KNOW DAVE. It's forever going to remain a mystery. ]

yeah maybe.
its not like retrospec would take him back.
im probably stuck with him.

[parodeity]

well its kind of cute
as long as it doesnt eat human flesh????????
does it eat human flesh

[redarm]

i dont know
duck
how do i check for that without letting it get a taste for me?

[parodeity]

give it the option to get a taste of someone else?
preferably someone you dont like

[redarm]

oh you mean like dante?
ok i like that idea.

[parodeity]

yes exactly like that
just invite them over and sic the thing on them

[redarm]

hes got a thing for my cousin.
so thatll be easy.
dante a la carte, coming right up.

[parodeity]

lmk how it goes especially if he gets a finger bitten off???

[redarm]

yeah i will. dont worry.

[not here]

[darkinferno]

[Wow you guys are assholes

Also note to him make best friends with Timcanpy just to get under Noah's skin

ALSO DON'T TELL THE NETWORK AT LARGE THAT HE'S GOT A THING FOR ARI?????????? WOW NOAH]

[not here]

[redarm]

[ SORRY WHATS THAT? COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE LACK OF FUCKS I GIVE DANTE. ]