PHOTO | He found the snitch??

[redarm]

Noah Robin Catbell shared a photo. 4/01 near The Towers

can anyone tell me what the duck this is??
it showed up in a package from retrospec.
i wasnt gonna open it but then it ducking CHEWED its way out of the package.
what the heck kind of animal is this??

[Uh yeah he hasn't noticed the parental filter yet, or the pun name.]

Comments

[catsudon]

trust me i do not think this is the matrix

( for Reasons )

uh
figure skating stuff
a quad salchow

[redarm]

figure skating stuff?


wow.
thats actually
surprisingly normal compared to everything else.

[catsudon]

yes, now i'm competitively capable in a sport i never bothered watching more than once or twice when the olympics were on
and yet i'm still the most surprisingly normal person here
i think that says something about our hallucinomemory pool as a whole tbh

[redarm]

yeah, it says were all a bunch of freaks.
oh well.
at least yours might come in handy.
you could like get into competitions to earn extra cash or something.

[catsudon]

great, if my dance career has a hiccup i can instead invest tens of thousands into a figure skating career

[redarm]

see? good you have a back up.

[catsudon]

and the sudden need to take out multiple loans

[redarm]

yeah. better keep a good credit score i guess.

[catsudon]

me and my one credit card are doing our best

[not here]

[darkinferno]

[Oh this is great

He remembers how to fight with a sword and the network gives him back a wooden sword to train with

Yuri remembers how to do some sort of frilly-twirly ice skating

Amazing]

[also not here]

[catsudon]

( dante

come at me

me and my knife shoes will TAKE YOU ON )