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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[hjack69]

+1 on frogger
i flippin love frogger
also spy hunter i am SO good at spy hunter

[parodeity]

right
frogger > pacman how is this even a competition
how did they pass over the frogman
i want to start a rebellion

[hjack69]

frogger is like
WAY deeper on a narrative level
pacman is just kinda runnin around eating fruit and getting hassled and thats your average evening trying to walk past the really aggressive vegan food cart by my place
but frogger
life or death struggle just to go home
i mean snap the whole WORLD is out to get him
esp those butthole crocodiles

[parodeity]

frogger def has the more relatable protagonist and storyline like
you can shove depth into pacman if you reach?
like oooh spoopy ghosts w/e
but frogger has actual meaning and like a GOAL
which makes sense and is like
#relate
id send a letter to hr to complain about the froggster being overlooked but
looks like thatd just get it posted to the network lmao