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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

LOOK...LISTEN.............

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd You're so funny, assuming Jim got a degree at all.
Barkson Pawd I, for one, will be gobsmacked if he has his general education credits done.

barkson pawd

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake gobsmacked
Timmingbird Drake If Jim didn't skirt by on a sketchy degree, he would be flipping burgers at McRecolle unless he knew someone at HQ.
Timmingbird Drake In that case, we should try to get him fired for nepotism.

well its not like we ever pretended tim had any tact.........at all...............

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Gobsmacked.
Barkson Pawd Wow. Flipping burgers takes skill. More than Jim has, fyi.
Barkson Pawd And not to take a dump on your hopes and dreams: But I'm not sure he can get fired for nepotism if he's chummy with the boss. It's not illegal to hire your buddies, exactly.

LOOK ASSHOLE true

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake That's the exact definition of nepotism.
Timmingbird Drake But Retrospec probably doesn't even have an HR office, so it doesn't matter.
Timmingbird Drake Have you been inside? Felt like the Twilight Zone.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd I have.
Barkson Pawd I think the Twlight Zone falls short.
Barkson Pawd There is seriously something wrong with that building. And I'm not just talking haha spooky empty lobby wrong.

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake Are you going back?

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Thinking about it, though I get the feeling it'll still look as devoid of life as it was weeks ago.
Barkson Pawd But, hey. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[rednerd]

Timmingbird Drake Settle down, Indiana.
Timmingbird Drake The last time you went, did you touch anything inside?