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Comments

[korekara]

lol right
considering they wanted it held
they kind of didn't do anything with it???
apart from get the ball rolling
i kind of wonder what the point was
apart from giving everyone weird HMs i guess

[notbunaga]

well if that was it, it was stupid
not all of us care enough to enter a pageant just for one of those memory things
i just entered someone else on my behalf, even

[korekara]

yeah honestly i think most of us just want to forget about the weird crazy biz going on around town
but anyway
who'd u enter :o
and how come u didn't do it urself
i did lol

[notbunaga]

anya
the cute russian girl
cant have missed her
the one who shouldve won but didnt

[Apparently her outrage at Anya's loss wasn't brought on by sleep deprivation, it just encouraged her to vocalise it.]

and i didnt enter because it isnt my thing
i dont like having all the attention on myself or having to try and win people over with a bunch of pageant charm talent nonsense
so i just picked the person i thought was mostly likely to win and who i could trust
that was her

[korekara]

omg you were the one who got anya to enter
on behalf of all of us: thank you tbh
i still can't believe she didn't win wtf she was robbed

[ Anya deserves the sun and the heavens, truly this is a tragedy ]

how did u talk her into entering tho
even shakespere was kind of a struggle

[notbunaga]

that's easy
getting anya to do things for herself is difficult
getting her to do things for anyone else

and i mean literally anyone else

that's easy
so, yknow

[korekara]

lmao i can't argue that
if u asked anya to jump off a bridge she'd ask u what angle u wanted her to fall at

she did so good tho
she is A NATURAL on stage and doing idol stuff

[notbunaga]

yeah, she did. i was proud of her
she was really worried about her whole language thing but she didn't miss a beat
whatever reason she lost for had nothing to do with her, im sure

[korekara]

someone got slid a 20 under the table. im positive.
u wouldn't look at anya on stage and then
pick??? someone else???
it makes no sense unless SOMEONE got some cash in hand to make it happen