POST ✦ ( OLD RAZZLE DAZZLE. )

[caelestialis]

A quick question:

What are the confirmed symptoms for spontaneous combustion?

I remember reading in some books that before some people exploded into flames and died fiery horrible deaths, there were reports of seeing sparks around the person before the combustion occurred.

Is this true or not? I really need to know right now. As in ASAP as in now as in really right now.

[ ooc; ainsley has been given the subset ability of her prestidigitation - triggering a shower/rain of sparkles and glitter and stars around her when she's happy. it activated today so feel free to have your character see this happening to her in public before this post came up! ]

Comments

[caelestialis]

At least we have each other for when we need someone to hear out our fruit fear confessions. It'll truly be a nightmare if we didn't have support for that. [ or for everything else they've been through. ]

[alienates]

Every time I think about how much more terrible this would be if we didn't have someone to scream incoherently at I become more and more thankful for technology.
Retrospec can still eat a dick though.

[caelestialis]

That's something I can get behind! It can eat all the dicks.

All of them.

[ karkat no you're influencing your former teacher too much now. ]

[alienates]

[ teachers gotta learn from the students too it's important ]

It'll eat so many dicks that when it finally croaks, and they're doing the autopsy on it, when they open it up they'll just find a bunch of shriveled up dicks.
Like octopuses.

[caelestialis]

[ oh-!

kara is looking at her owner in concern now when a sudden burst of laughter erupts from where she's resting. is she fine? is she still breathing? why is she bent over her phone like that??

humans are so weird. ] One of these days you have to teach me how you say things like these so effortlessly!

[alienates]

All you have to do is get rid of your brain to mouth filter and you're all set.

[caelestialis]

Oh no! I don't think I'll be able to do that. Not when I still teacher elementary students anyways.

Curse the need to be a responsible member of society.

[alienates]

You could lead a double life.
Elementary school teacher by day, abuser of grossly descriptive language at night.

[caelestialis]

And become an intercity woman of mystery! You always have the best ideas, Karkat. I promise I'll give you the cut in it when that double life surely flourishes in excitement and mayhem.

[alienates]

I would be extremely disappointed otherwise and would stop talking to you for like two whole weeks because of the betrayal.

[caelestialis]

Truly that would make a contender for Top 10 Anime Betrayals.

But! I promise to not do that to you, Karkat. Not after all we've been through. We're sticking together like PB and J!

[alienates]

Then we have a completely serious, non-joke deal.
I will write up the contract and we'll both sign them with a witness present.