POST ✦ ( OLD RAZZLE DAZZLE. )

[caelestialis]

A quick question:

What are the confirmed symptoms for spontaneous combustion?

I remember reading in some books that before some people exploded into flames and died fiery horrible deaths, there were reports of seeing sparks around the person before the combustion occurred.

Is this true or not? I really need to know right now. As in ASAP as in now as in really right now.

[ ooc; ainsley has been given the subset ability of her prestidigitation - triggering a shower/rain of sparkles and glitter and stars around her when she's happy. it activated today so feel free to have your character see this happening to her in public before this post came up! ]

Comments

[caelestialis]

I would love for that to happen. Between the annoying sparkling and attempts to send them potatoes with googly eyes on them, I'd like to see some response. Any response from them, really.

It feels so unnerving that there hasn't been a peep from them. It almost feels like they aren't even real but look at where we are now.

[negativism]

I mean it'd depend on the amount of potatoes in the case of the latter, probably.

Yeah, they haven't really said much of anything, really. Granted I'm sure that the first sign of admins or higher-ups and they'll be bombarded with messages.

[caelestialis]

I've been saving up on these potatoes so hopefully there's some sort of response. At least an acknowledgement they got flooded with the stuff.

The grocery store I go to probably thinks I'm a little nuts with how often I've brought potatoes from them every week when shopping.

[negativism]

I mean if we get a whole bunch of people to send them in I'm sure they have to have some sort of response, anyway. Who knows. This whole thing is just odd in about every aspect.

[caelestialis]

Wouldn't that be a sight to see over at the building. A plague of potatoes! A storm of spuds! That'll teach them for doing all of this. Or make them feel puzzled as us whenever they pull one of their stunts.

[negativism]

I mean we could go further than the googly eyes and make it a full-on Mr. (and Mrs.) Potato Head but with real potatoes.

[caelestialis]

That's a great idea! A little bit expensive but I'm sure there's a bulk sale for toy parts somewhere in the city.